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[[Seattle Sneakers]]

=Lore=

==Prompt==

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I am working on lore for a sports team for a competitive cellular automata league (golly.life). The team is the
Seattle Sneakers. For the past 192 years, the team has had limited success in the postseason - unlike some teams,
they have not had a total drought of Hellmouth Cup series appearances, and they have managed to win the Cup a few
times, but only three or four times in 192 years. Meanwhile, they have had multiple near-misses and heartbreaks,
long playoff droughts, coming in second or runner-up two years in a row or 3 times in 5 years, etc. 

I would like to devise lore for a curse affecting Seattle. I would like to incorporate Seattle lore, geography, or sports history. The name of the curse ties into the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, it is called the Curse of the Ancient Mariner. As supplementary information, I am providing you with both the full text of the Seattle Sneakers wiki page (please IGNORE any text like "SS.png" or "BTX.png") as well as the full text of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner poem. Please help provide some suggested stories and lore around this curse. 
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==Round 1: The Albatross of the Salish Sea==

The Albatross of the Salish Sea

Description: This curse is a direct riff on your "Ancient Mariner" idea. In their inaugural Cup-winning season (one of those rare, tantalizing victories), the nascent Sneakers collective, in a display of emergent hubris, "killed" an ancient, beautiful, and harmlessly neutral "glider-albatross" pattern that was migrating across the game board. This entity, a native configuration of the cosmic Salish Sea, was not an opponent, but simply there. Its disruption has hung around the collective's "neck" ever since. It doesn't prevent them from making the playoffs—in fact, it compels them to wander the postseason wastes ("water, water, everywhere..."). But in critical, Cup-clinching moments, the "rime" sets in: their patterns suffer a sudden, catastrophic "pattern decay," becoming becalmed and stagnant, unable to find the "wind" (momentum) to make the final kill. They are doomed to be the Mariner, forced to watch others celebrate while they, and their fans, are left "alone on a wide wide sea" of postseason mediocrity.


==Round 2==

"Just good enough to break your heart"

Based on the Seattle Sneakers' history of agonizing near-misses, their "High Priestess" Arcana (connection to the dead), and their daredevil "Don't Look Down" culture, here are 5 lore entries centered around "The Curse of the Ancient Mariner."

===Shooting===

1. The Shooting of the Glider-Albatross (The Origin Story)

Poem Reference: "With my cross-bow / I shot the ALBATROSS."

The Lore: In the primordial eras of the Golly League (pre-Season 1 recorded history), the Seattle Sneakers were playing a friendly exhibition match against a nameless, now-extinct collective from the Void. During a critical generation, a rare, benevolent pattern known as a "Glider-Albatross" drifted across the grid. It was a neutral distinct oscillator, mathematically perfect, signaling a "good south wind" (positive momentum) for the simulation.

Instead of letting it pass or using its wake to build a stable defense, the Sneakers' aggressive algorithms—living up to their "Sine Metu" (Without Fear) motto—targeted the anomaly. They fired a glider-stream "crossbow" pattern and dismantled the Albatross for spare cells to fuel a rush. They won the game, but the simulation "shrieked." Since that day, the Sneakers have been marked. They killed the luck that made the breeze blow. Now, whenever they reach the precipice of a Championship (the "Kirk" or the "Lighthouse top"), the wind mysteriously dies, and their patterns stagnate in the water.



===Painted Ship===


2. The "Painted Ship" Stagnation (The Playoff Choke)

Poem Reference: "Day after day, day after day, / We stuck, nor breath nor motion; / As idle as a painted ship / Upon a painted ocean."

The Lore: This aspect of the curse manifests specifically during the Cold League Championship Series or the Cup Finals (e.g., the agonizing losses to the Flightless Birds and the 1-4 loss to the Alewife Arsonists in Season 8).

Analysts call it "The Doldrums." It is a horrifying emergent phenomenon where the Sneakers' cellular automata rules suddenly enter a loop of high-period oscillation. To the fans, it looks like the team is playing—cells are born and dying—but mathematically, the board state has ceased to advance. They generate "Water, water, everywhere" (a flood of chaotic "soup" cells) but "nor any drop to drink" (no stable, scoring gliders are formed). They become a "painted ship"—visually impressive, theoretically sound, but utterly incapable of forward momentum against a dynamic opponent. They are forced to watch the other team skate circles around their frozen, rotting deep.


===Life in Death Overtime Condition===


3. The "Life-in-Death" Overtime Condition

Poem Reference: "The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she... The game is done! I've won! I've won!"

The Lore: The Sneakers' Major Arcana is The High Priestess, signifying a connection to the veil between worlds. The Curse has twisted this. In the poem, Death and Life-in-Death play dice for the Mariner's soul. Death wins the crew; Life-in-Death wins the Mariner.

This is the metaphysical explanation for why the Sneakers rarely finish last but rarely finish first. Death (Total Elimination) did not win them; Life-in-Death (The Runner-Up Spot) did.

The Curse: The Sneakers are doomed to survive but not triumph. They are the "Spectre-Bark," a ghost ship that terrifyingly makes the playoffs year after year (Season 8, 11, 13, 15, 18, 20, 22), haunting the bracket.

They win the "dice game" to stay alive in the regular season, often scraping by on tiebreakers or tie-breaker losses (Season 3, 10, 18, 24). They are condemned to eternal "overtime"—a state of existence where they are too good to die, but too cursed to live as champions.


===The Wedding Guest===


4. The "Wedding Guest" Fanbase

Poem Reference: "The Wedding-Guest sat on a stone: / He cannot choose but hear... / A sadder and a wiser man, / He rose the morrow morn."

The Lore: The curse extends to the fans in "The Slurve" (their stadium). Being a Seattle Sneakers fan is described not as a choice, but as a supernatural compulsion. When the Sneakers enter a playoff series, the "glittering eye" of the team's collective algorithm holds the city of Seattle transfixed.

Even when the fans know the "Pattern Decay" is coming—even when they see the "slimy things" (unstable pixels) crawling on the grid—they "cannot choose but hear." They are forced to witness every heartbreak, every Game 7 collapse, every "near-miss." When the series ends, the fans do not riot; they simply file out of The Slurve, spiritually drained, "sadder and wiser men," possessing terrible knowledge of how hope can rot. This cycle repeats annually, a ritual of communal penance for the ancient sin of the Albatross.



==Eras==

Create a label for each era

* [[Hellmouth Cup]] - the curse of the ancient mariner, the shooting of gilbert the albatross

* [[Toroidal Cup]] - death vs life-in-death - "winning" the dice game against Death, only to be tormented by life - getting swept in a Cup series by MILF, a long string of losing tiebreakers at the doorstep of the postseason, then they finally win a rematch of their Cup series with ORL ([[Toroidal/Season 20]]), thinking they've finally reached the top of hte lighthouse - only to be thrown right back into the meat grinder, 4 more seasons of poor finishes and heartbreak

* [[Rainbow Cup]] - multiple appearances in a cup season, finishing second, third, fourth; then winning a cup series in [[Rainbow/Season 16]], then reaching the cup series but second place heartbreak in [[Rainbow/Season 17]], then reaching the cup series but third place heartbreak in [[Rainbow/Season 18]] - the three-peat that never was
** [[RIP Gilbert]] became the rallying cry of Seattle opponents
** Invokes the curse

* [[Klein Cup]] - cup series win drought - 24 seasons marked by near-misses, heartache, and 4 Cup series losses - including 2 at the hands of their anti-rivals and frenemies, the OSHA Violations. Repeated postseason heartbreak, early on. Then, they finally crack the formula and manage to make it to several Cup series, but suffer brutal heartbreaking losses. (Many ugly close-quarters fights in the Division and Championship Series with the Butchers and Solarpunks, specifically, fueling rivalries with those two teams.)

** TODO: return to this.
** Sneakers-Butchers (Seattle-Tucson)
** Sneakers-Solarpunks (Seattle-Albuquerque)

* [[Hellmouth II Cup]] - cup series win drought = multiple last-place finishes and tiebreaker losses - devastating Game 7 loss to the Eavesdroppers in [[Hellmouth II/Season 19]], another loss to Fargo in [[Hellmouth II/Season 21]]

* [[Hellmouth III Cup]] - reversing the narrative right out of the gate
** [[Hellmouth III/Season 1]] won the Hellmouth III Cup with a dramatic Game 7 win in Milwaukee against the Flamingos - {{Tl|HellmouthIIISeason1Post_CupSeries}}
** Follow-up - another dramatic Game 7 win in [[Hellmouth III/Season 19]] against the Fargo Flea Flickers - {{Tl|HellmouthIIISeason19Post_CupSeries}})
** (Apparently, they forgot the [[RIP Gilbert]] chant)

* [[Hellmouth IV Cup]] - cup series win drought - sole appearance was [[Hellmouth IV/Season 13]], lost in Game 7 to the Alewife Arsonists. Multiple division series losses.

* [[Hellmouth V Cup]] - cup series win drought - multiple last place finishes, multiple division series losses. seattle's losses and droughts and endless slogs through 24 thirsty seasons are becoming a kind of fractal of suffering, endlessly zooming outward, the scale ever expanding.

* [[Hellmouth VI Cup]] - more last place finishes and division series exits. [[Hellmouth VI/Season 4]] and [[Hellmouth VI/Season 8]] saw more heartbreak at the cusp of success.


===Toroidal - Tie In with Baltimore Texas Incineration===

"These are great ideas but one in particular stands out: the Dice Game, the Toroidal Season 20 Finals. See, the tie-in here is that the Baltimore Texas are incinerated at the end of Toroidal Season 20, so this is an amazingly perfect tie-in with that lore. It's as if both Seattle and Baltimore, two Cold Fire teams who continually choke in the postseason and who stumble at the very doorstep of success, are both being considered for incineration. Seattle wins the Cup, wins the Dice Game against Death, and so Death (err, maybe the Commissioner) moves on to its next incineration victim, the Baltimore Texas."

(I also provided [[Baltimore Texas]] team overview, and [[Cancel Texas Memo]] text.)




1. Cake or Death (The Toroidal Season 20 Finals)

Poem Reference: "I moved, and could not feel my limbs: / I was so light—almost / I thought that I had died in sleep, / And was a blessed ghost."

Poem Reference: "The game is done! I've won! I've won!' / Quoth she, and whistles thrice."

The Lore: The Toroidal Season 20 Championship Series against the Orlando Business Majors was a grueling campaign to break the "Cold League Choke Artist" label. When the Sneakers finally clinched the title in the decisive game, the stadium erupted. The "Albatross" seemed to fall from their necks; the drought was over. They had reached the "Lighthouse."

But as the team gathered at center grid to hoist the Cup, the celebration was interrupted by a sudden, static silence. The Commissioner materialized not with the trophy, but with a microphone. There was no preamble, only a simple, absurdist ultimatum delivered to the exhausted victors: "Cake or Death?"

The Sneakers, drunk on victory and assuming this was a ritual of celebration (Cake representing the "sweetness" of the win), shouted in unison: "Cake!"

The Commissioner smiled a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "Very well," he said. "You have chosen Cake, the sustenance of Life-in-Death. You shall eat, and you shall survive." He then turned his gaze toward the East, toward the home of the Baltimore Texas. "The Baltimore Texas shall receive Death." Then disappeared from the screen, leaving everyone confused.

Shortly after, the Commissioner's Office announced that the Baltimore Texas would be incinerated in an emergency ceremony. (...etc...)






2. The Designated Vessel (The Burden of Ten Ten)

Poem Reference: "The souls did from their bodies fly,— / They fled to bliss or woe! / And every soul, it passed me by, / Like the whizz of my cross-bow!"

The Lore: Moments after the Sneakers shouted "Cake," the Cancel Texas Memo was executed. On October 10, 2021, the Baltimore Texas—the league's other perennial "Cold League Choke Artist"—were incinerated.

The Sneakers realized too late that they hadn't won a championship - they had "won" an eternal grind as the league's Designated Vessel of Suffering.

The Cosmic Exchange: The Universe only had room for one "cursed franchise". By winning the Cup and choosing "Cake" (survival), Seattle unknowingly designated Baltimore for incineration.

The Curse of Survival: While the Baltimore Texas were granted the mercy of the void (and eventual reincarnation as a blank slate), Seattle was condemned to be the Designated Vessel of Suffering. They are the "Ancient Mariner," cursed to remain un-incinerated, sailing endlessly through the Rainbow, Klein, and Hellmouth II Cups. They carry with them the guilt of shooting Gilbert the Albatross and relegating the Baltimore Texas to incineration, and forever eating the stale Cake of heartbreak after heartbreak, while ghosts of Gilbert and Texas whizz by them like shots from a crossbow.


===Rainbow - RIP Gilbert===

1. The Decaying Orbit (The Tragedy of Season 16)

Poem Reference: "The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew, / The furrow followed free; / We were the first that ever burst / Into that silent sea."

The Lore: In Rainbow Season 16, the Seattle Sneakers did the impossible: they won the Rainbow Cup, defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers with a score of 57🌈.

* The Reaction: In any other city, this would be the greatest day in history. But in Seattle, the celebration lasted exactly zero generations. As the team hoisted the Cup, the collective didn't feel joy; they felt panic. They instantly calculated that a single title was merely a statistical outlier—a "fluke." To prove they weren't frauds, to prove they weren't just "Life-in-Death" zombies getting lucky, they needed to defend the title. They needed the Dynasty to validate the Incineration of Baltimore.

* The Decline: The Universe responded with a cruel, perfect mathematical regression.

* Season 17: They fought desperately, accumulating 53🌈, but finished 2nd behind the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers.

* Season 18: They pushed again, grinding their patterns to dust, accumulating 35🌈, but finishing 3rd behind the Mobile Wheels.

* The Meaning: To the Sneakers, this 1st-2nd-3rd sequence (The Decaying Orbit) is more painful than a drought. It is proof that their "Peak" was unstable. They spend every offseason staring at the Season 16 trophy not with pride, but with resentment, seeing it only as the first step of a staircase that collapsed under their feet. They are the only team in the league that treats a Championship banner like a tombstone.




2. The "RIP Gilbert" Frequency

Poem Reference: "The Spirit who bideth by himself / In the land of mist and snow / He loved the bird that loved the man / Who shot him with his bow."

The Lore: As Seattle desperately tried to force a dynasty in the late Rainbow Cup, the rest of the league discovered their weakness: Guilt. The Sneakers aren't afraid of losing; they are afraid they deserve to lose.

* The Tactic: Opposing fans (particularly from the San Francisco Boat Shoes) began a rhythmic, low-frequency chant during Seattle's possessions: "RIP... GIL-BERT."

* The Effect: This wasn't standard heckling. It was a invocation of the Sneakers' original sin—the shooting of the Glider-Albatross. When the Sneakers' collective hears this, they don't get angry/aggressive (which would help them win); they get introspective. Their processing cycles are diverted from "Winning the Game" to "Am I a Bad Person?"

* The Result: This psychological checkmate is what caused the stalls in Season 17 and 18. The Sneakers would have a clear path to the goal, hear the chant, remember the bird (and the burning of Baltimore), and hesitate for a single micro-generation—just long enough to settle for 2nd or 3rd place, confirming that they are indeed the villains of the story.

===Klein - Collapse of Highwire===

I have corrected the characterization of the Jersey OSHA Violations to align with their identity as reckless, anti-safety daredevils, and expanded The Broken Highwire to cover the specific traumas of both Season 19 and Season 21.




1. The Broken Highwire

Poem Reference: "The body of my brother's son / Stood by me, knee to knee: / The body and I pulled at one rope, / But he said nought to me."

The Lore: The heartbreak of the Klein Cup wasn't just in losing; it was losing to the only team that understood them. The Seattle Sneakers and Jersey OSHA Violations had formed an anti-rivalry, the [[Highwire Crown]], early - frenemies who bonded over a shared philosophy of "Safety Last." But in the Finals of Klein Season 19 and Klein Season 21, that anti-rivalry became the instrument of Seattle's torment.

* Season 19 (The Game 7 Chicken Run): In the decisive Game 7, the match dissolved into a chaotic game of "cellular chicken." The OSHA Violations initiated a "Catastrophic Failure" gambit—a pattern so volatile it threatened to crash the entire simulation board. In the old days, Seattle would have matched the madness. But burdened by the Curse of the Ancient Mariner (the fear of eternal, hollow survival), Seattle blinked. They tried to stabilize the board, "pulling at the rope" to save the game state. OSHA didn't. They rode the chaos right through the finish line, winning 4-3 while Seattle was left holding the safety net.

* Season 21 (The "Look Down" Series): Two seasons later, they met again. This time, the dynamic was even crueler. Seattle, traumatized by Season 19, played with uncharacteristic caution—using stable oscillators and defensive gliders. OSHA, sensing this fear, played with absolute, reckless abandon. They taunted Seattle by intentionally creating "OSHA Violations"—unsupported structures and falling debris patterns. They forced Seattle into the role of the "Safety Inspector," frantically trying to clean up the mess. OSHA won the series 4-2, not by outplaying Seattle, but by mocking them. They proved that Seattle had forgotten their own motto ("Don't Look Down") because they were too busy looking over their shoulder at the Albatross.



2. Milwaukee's Accidental Klein Cup 

Seattle, despite being rebuffed in their quest for a Klein Cup by OSHA twice in three seasons, was banking on the third time being the charm. They had a powerhouse team, they had the right plays, and they had the confidence. Everything lined up in [[Klein/Season 23]].

By luck of the draw, Seattle faced off against two teams they knew well, from their many successes and failures in the postseason - ABQ and TB. The division series between SS and ABQ was the pair's fifth League Division Series matchup, so Seattle had the entire Albuquerque playbook dialed in. They dispatched the Solarpunks quickly and efficiently.

{{KleinSeason23Post_ColdLDS_A}}

That left only the Tucson Butchers standing between them and a coveted Cold League pennant. Sneakers had been in the situation before - in [[Klein/Season 1]], they had faced off against the Butchers, and had been badly outmaneuvered (thanks in no small part to the Butchers' eagerness to face off against their lovers, the MILF, in the Klein Cup).

The Sneakers got their revenge, crushing the Butchers in the final two matches and capping off the Klein Cup with an LCS redemption for the Sneakers.

{{KleinSeason23Post_ColdLCS}}




...



Season 23: The Last Call. 

In the Klein Cup Final against the Seattle Sneakers, the Flamingos weren't the better team, but they were having more fun. Their victory was a triumph of veteran savvy and pure, unadulterated joy, a final, beautiful championship before the cosmic lights came on.

===Hellmouth II Cup===

The center cannot hold... the end is near.




1. The Curse of the "Almost" (The 90th Percentile Hell)

Poem Reference: "Water, water, every where, / And all the boards did shrink; / Water, water, every where, / Nor any drop to drink."

The Lore: The most maddening aspect of the Hellmouth II Cup wasn't that Seattle was bad; it was that they were consistently almost good. For 24 seasons, they hovered in the 90th percentile—making the playoffs, winning a round, looking competent—but never finding the "drop to drink" that is a Championship.

* The "Shrinking Boards": This era is defined by the "Shrinking Board" phenomenon. In critical elimination games (like the Hellmouth II Season 9 loss to the Long Beach Flightless Birds or the Season 23 loss to the Elko Astronauts), the Sneakers' viable moves seemed to physically constrict. Patterns that worked all season suddenly had no room to breathe.

* The Narrative: They were drowning in "water" (wins, stats, playoff appearances), but died of thirst because they couldn't convert that abundance into the singular, vital essence of a Cup. They became the league's "painted ship"—perfectly preserved, visually impressive, but cosmically incapable of reaching the shore.





2. The "Life-in-Death" Stare (The Season 21 Finals)

Poem Reference: "Each turned his face with a ghastly pang, / And cursed me with his eye."

The Lore: In Hellmouth II Season 21, the Sneakers reached the Finals against the Fargo Flea Flickers. This series is infamous not for the 1-4 loss, but for the "ghastly pang" felt by the fans.

* The Eye of the Storm: By this point, the "Life-in-Death" curse had fully matured. The Sneakers played with a mechanical, undead efficiency. When they lost, they didn't show emotion; they simply stopped processing.

* The Curse manifested: The true horror for the fans wasn't the defeat, but the realization that the team couldn't die. Unlike other failed franchises that would blow up their roster or suffer "incineration," the Sneakers simply rebooted, unchanged, ready to suffer again. The players (or the collective entity) seemed to look out from the grid with a "stony eye," cursing the fans with the knowledge that they would be back next season to do it all over again. They are the crew of the Mariner's ship, dropping down one by one only to rise again and pull the ropes without speaking.


===Hellmouth III - Reverse of the Curse===

Baltimore Texas II are reincarnated, and Seattle experiences IMMEDIATE success




1. The Cold Snap

Poem Reference: "The spell was snapt: once more / I viewed the ocean green."

The Lore: The incineration of the Baltimore Piano Tuners and the return of the Baltimore Texas II prior to Hellmouth III was a cosmic recalibration. The Universe operates on a strict "Law of Conservation of Choking." There must always be one Cold League team designated to suffer hilariously.

* The Snap: When the Texas returned, the "Choke Artist" tag naturally gravitated back to its original owner. For the first time in eons, Seattle’s code was free of the "Albatross" weight.

* The Midwest Loophole: In Season 1, the Sneakers didn't just win; they won a Game 7 against the Milwaukee Flamingos (4-3). In Season 19, they did it again against the Fargo Flea Flickers (4-3).

* The Theory: Lorekeepers believe the Ancient Mariner curse has a specific geographical weakness: "The Land of Mist and Snow." When Seattle plays against teams from the frozen Midwest (Milwaukee, Fargo) in a Game 7, the "ice" of the curse resonates with the opponent instead of Seattle. The "rimy" cold that usually freezes Seattle’s gliders instead freezes the opponent, allowing the Sneakers to steal the Cup. It is the only environment where they are the predators, not the prey.




2. The Condolences Card (The Season 7 Trauma)

Poem Reference: "I looked to heaven, and tried to pray; / But or ever a prayer had gusht, / A wicked whisper came, and made / My heart as dry as dust."

The Lore: The high hopes of the Hellmouth III era crashed and burned in Season 7 due to a specific act of psychological warfare by the Sacramento Boot Lickers. Known for their terrifyingly polite and obsequious culture, the Boot Lickers sent a gift to the Sneakers' locker room prior to Game 1 of the League Championship Series.

* The Card: It was an oversized, 10-foot-tall greeting card featuring a glittery, airbrushed painting of Gilbert the Albatross. The text read, in comic sans: "So Sorry For Your Loss (Of Innocence) - We Forgive You Even If You Can't Forgive Yourselves!"

* The Guilt Spiral: The gesture worked perfectly. Confronted with a sycophantic reminder of their original sin, the Sneakers' collective "heart" went dry. Overwhelmed by guilt, they dropped the first three games in a daze.

* The False Hope & The Bender: They managed a desperate, angry win in Game 4, but the guilt returned in Game 5, leading to a blowout loss. The trauma of losing to such "nice" opponents sent the collective into a spiral. 




3. The Bender (Season 8, Season 9 Partytime)

Immediately following the (largely self-inflicted) loss, the Sneakers went on an offseason bender without telling anyone where they were going. They ended up in Baltimore the night before the season opener, having driven a used pickup truck they'd bought for a few hundred dollars before the hazy fog that engulfed their memories of the cross-country trip.

The Sneakers forfeit the game, lost the makeup game for the next one they missed, and on and on, their self-destructive indifference leading them to a record speed-run at [[Partytime]]. On [[Hellmouth III/Season 8]] Day 41 they reached partytime, and went on another bender. It was back-to-back-to-back benders.

Seattle fans were already distraught, but the Sneakers continued to sink lower, plowing straight into [[Partytime]] for a second straight season in [[Hellmouth III/Season 9]]. The Sneakers had stopped trying to win and started trying to drink the ocean dry.

The Sneakers spent the next 10 seasons severely hung over, and did not make a single postseason appearance in that time.

===Hellmouth IV - Alewife Arsonists===


Barefoot Gambit

1. The Barefoot Gambit (The Game 7 Incineration)

Poem Reference: "With throats unslaked, with black lips baked, / We could nor laugh nor wail;"

The Lore: In [[Hellmouth IV/Season 13]], the Sneakers finally returned to the Cup Finals after a decades-long drought, only to face the Alewife Arsonists - the much-feared Boston collective that had mastered the technique of lighting an intense fire under exhausted opponents who had run the gauntlet to get to the Cup series.

The Sneakers made a huge gambit at the last minute, sacrificing their last pair of fresh Sneakers in the final generations of the game, sealing the win but leaving them barefoot for Game 7. Heartbreakingly, the barefoot Sneakers could not handle the flames of the Arsonists, and they fell 437-133 in Game 7 {{HellmouthIVGame|6c4a7bc4-fda6-43d1-802a-053de944567f}}.