Albuquerque Solarpunks - Revision history

Ch4zm: /* Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire */

2025-11-28T18:30:53Z

Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire

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	==History==		==History==

	===~~Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire~~===		===Finishing Off Boat Shoes Agonistes===

	The {{CTeam\|ABQ}} completed a devastating sweep of the {{CTeam\|SFBS}} in the [[Klein Cup]] in [[Klein/Season 15\|Season 15]].		The {{CTeam\|ABQ}} completed a devastating sweep of the {{CTeam\|SFBS}} in the [[Klein Cup]] in [[Klein/Season 15\|Season 15]].

Ch4zm: /* Klein Cup */

2025-11-28T18:30:25Z

Klein Cup

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	==History==		==History==

			===Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire===

			The {{CTeam\|ABQ}} completed a devastating sweep of the {{CTeam\|SFBS}} in the [[Klein Cup]] in [[Klein/Season 15\|Season 15]].

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	==Albuquerque in the Klein Cup Season by Season==		==Albuquerque in the Klein Cup Season by Season==

Ch4zm: /* History */

2025-11-23T04:30:35Z

History

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	==History==		==History==

			===Texas Murder Coalition===

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	==Albuquerque in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==		==Albuquerque in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season==

Ch4zm at 03:38, 9 November 2025

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	\| hometown = Albuquerque		\| hometown = Albuquerque
	\| stadium = [[The Greenhouse]]		\| stadium = [[The Greenhouse]]

			[[File:Albuquerque_Solarpunks_The_Greenhouse.png\|200px]]

	\| crowns =		\| crowns =

Ch4zm: /* Hellmouth V Cup */

2025-11-06T22:38:12Z

Hellmouth V Cup

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	{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup ABQ}}		{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVCup ABQ}}


			=Hellmouth VI Cup=

			==History==

			==Albuquerque in the Hellmouth VI Cup==

			===Performance Chart===

			[[File:HellmouthVISeasonsQuantileGraph_ABQ.png\|800px]]

			===Summary===

			{{Tl\|HellmouthVIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

			{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVICup ABQ}}

	=Navboxes=		=Navboxes=

Ch4zm at 09:13, 26 October 2025

2025-10-26T09:13:44Z

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Ch4zm at 21:03, 25 October 2025

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	When the team realized they'd been stranded in time in a stub universe, they decided to embrace their new vocation, and began to spread their Solarpunk philosophy, gaining mainstream prominence that would eventually lead to their future disbanding in 2083 (the present reality, as opposed to the parallel universe where they founded in 2083).		When the team realized they'd been stranded in time in a stub universe, they decided to embrace their new vocation, and began to spread their Solarpunk philosophy, gaining mainstream prominence that would eventually lead to their future disbanding in 2083 (the present reality, as opposed to the parallel universe where they founded in 2083).

	During their first few seasons, the team was initially funded through a community picogrant micronetwork system, rejecting traditional methods of bankrolling a Golly team in favor of picotransactions on the hyperchain micronetwork (transactions that are thousands of times smaller than microtransactions). This approach was expensive and nearly bankrupted the team due to throughput issues (it took on average 2 hours and 15 million transactions to purchase a hot dog at the Solarpunks' stadium).

	==Team Character==		==Team Character==

Ch4zm at 16:12, 19 July 2025

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	\| nickname = The Punks		\| nickname = The Punks
	\| emoji = 🌞		\| emoji = 🌞

	\| slogan = Imagine a different future		\| slogan = Imagine a different future
	~~\| nickname = Punks~~
	\| hometown = Albuquerque, NM		\| hometown = Albuquerque, NM
	\| stadium =		\| stadium =

Ch4zm at 16:11, 19 July 2025

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	The Solarpunks joined the {{CTeam\|SAC}}, {{CTeam\|ORL}}, {{CTeam\|AA}}, and {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Hot Water division.		The Solarpunks joined the {{CTeam\|SAC}}, {{CTeam\|ORL}}, {{CTeam\|AA}}, and {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Hot Water division.

	~~===Flamepunk Crown===~~

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	~~==Notable Personnel==~~

	~~===Former Captains===~~

	* '''Zephyr Soleil ([[Hellmouth Cup]])''' - A former quantum computing prodigy who abandoned a lucrative career designing cloud computers and pursued a not-so-lucrative career designing actual clouds after a spiritual awakening during a desert retreat. Known for leading the Solarpunks to the playoffs with the "Perpetual Garden" strategy, but also for choking in two Championship Series and for chronic absenteeism. [[Ceremonially defenestrated\|Defenestration]] at the end of the [[Season 24]] season.

	* '''Theo "Pattern Oracle" Washington ([[Toroidal Cup]])''' - Statistical analyst and theoretical mathematician whose predictive models of pattern evolution were (and still are) considered the most accurate in the league. Routinely published algorithms the Solarpunks found effective so other teams could use them, defying specific instructions not to by management. Has survived several dozen kidnapping attempts by rival Golly syndicates and opposing teams, but has managed to escape each attempt through random dumb luck, and has remained unaware of all but 1 attempt. Unaware of the 2 biographies and major motion picture biopic about his life.

	* '''Marco Fabio (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - Defensive specialist and former chess grandmaster who views cellular automata as "chess without human baggage." Creator of the "Renewable Firewall" defensive formation. Favorite cheese is cheddar.

	* '''Dan Okra (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - The team's youngest member and pattern evolution prodigy. Built a 157-cell spaceship (the largest anyone had ever seen at the time) at the age of five. Developed three novel stable oscillators that revolutionized defensive play in the Golly League. Known for playing up to 15 games of Wordle at a time with each coworker.

	* '''Dr. Eliza Bhatia ([[Hellmouth II Cup]], [[Hellmouth III Cup]], [[Hellmouth IV Cup]], [[Hellmouth V Cup]])''' - Captain, co-strategist, former bench-warmer, and former agrarian science professor who goes by Dr. Bhatia please, thank you. Dr. Bhatia's doctoral thesis on "Biokinetic Information Flows in Non-Hierarchical Decision Systems" created the backbone of a winning cellular automata program in Albuquerque that has revolutionized a franchise of revolutionaries and helped the Albuquerque Solarpunks build multiple dynasties. Dr. Bhatia survived several mid-season [[Defenestration]] attempts during [[Hellmouth II Cup]], and Dr. Bhatia was eventually vindicated by winning back-to-back championships in [[Hellmouth II/Season 7]] and [[Hellmouth II/Season 8]], and a dynasty in [[Hellmouth/Season 14]]. Dr. Bhatia led the team to a second dynasty in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and a third dynasty in the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]. Considered captain-for-life.

	==Season by Season Summary==		==Season by Season Summary==

Ch4zm: /* Notable Personnel */

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Notable Personnel

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	* '''Dan Okra (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - The team's youngest member and pattern evolution prodigy. Built a 157-cell spaceship (the largest anyone had ever seen at the time) at the age of five. Developed three novel stable oscillators that revolutionized defensive play in the Golly League. Known for playing up to 15 games of Wordle at a time with each coworker.		* '''Dan Okra (co-captain, [[Rainbow Cup]], [[Klein Cup]])''' - The team's youngest member and pattern evolution prodigy. Built a 157-cell spaceship (the largest anyone had ever seen at the time) at the age of five. Developed three novel stable oscillators that revolutionized defensive play in the Golly League. Known for playing up to 15 games of Wordle at a time with each coworker.

	* '''Dr. Eliza Bhatia ([[Hellmouth II Cup]], [[Hellmouth III Cup]], [[Hellmouth IV Cup]], [[Hellmouth V Cup]])''' - ~~Coach~~, former ~~chief team strategist~~, and former agrarian science professor ~~whose~~ doctoral thesis on "Biokinetic Information Flows in Non-Hierarchical Decision Systems" created the backbone of a winning ~~system~~ that has helped the Solarpunks build multiple dynasties		* '''Dr. Eliza Bhatia ([[Hellmouth II Cup]], [[Hellmouth III Cup]], [[Hellmouth IV Cup]], [[Hellmouth V Cup]])''' - Captain, co-strategist, former bench-warmer, and former agrarian science professor who goes by Dr. Bhatia please, thank you. Dr. Bhatia's doctoral thesis on "Biokinetic Information Flows in Non-Hierarchical Decision Systems" created the backbone of a winning cellular automata program in Albuquerque that has revolutionized a franchise of revolutionaries and helped the Albuquerque Solarpunks build multiple dynasties. Dr. Bhatia survived several mid-season [[Defenestration]] attempts during [[Hellmouth II Cup]], and Dr. Bhatia was eventually vindicated by winning back-to-back championships in [[Hellmouth II/Season 7]] and [[Hellmouth II/Season 8]], and a dynasty in [[Hellmouth/Season 14]]. Dr. Bhatia led the team to a second dynasty in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and a third dynasty in the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]. Considered captain-for-life.

	==Season by Season Summary==		==Season by Season Summary==