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Ch4zm: Add Hellmouth VII Cup section (via update-page on MediaWiki MCP Server)

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Add Hellmouth VII Cup section (via update-page on MediaWiki MCP Server)

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	{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVICup AA}}		{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVICup AA}}

			=Hellmouth VII Cup=

			==History==

			==Alewife in the Hellmouth VII Cup==

			===Performance Chart===

			[[File:HellmouthVIISeasonsQuantileGraph_AA.png\|800px]]

			===Summary===

			{{Tl\|HellmouthVIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron AA}}

			{{SeasonBySeason HellmouthVIICup AA}}

	=Navboxes=		=Navboxes=

Ch4zm: /* Hellmouth III Cup */

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Hellmouth III Cup

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	===The Shadow of Elko Lifts===		===The Shadow of Elko Lifts===

	~~After decades of being tormented by the~~ {{~~CTeam\|EA~~}}, the {{CTeam\|AA}} finally achieved the impossible in [[Hellmouth III/Season 6]]. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.		{{HellmouthIIIShadowElkoLifts}}

	===The Boogers' Lucky Bounce===		===The Boogers' Lucky Bounce===

	~~The marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup between the~~ {{CTeam\|BB}} and {{CTeam\|AA}} is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)		{{HellmouthIIIBoogersLuckyBounce}}

	The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.

	With an extremely tight Game 7 winding down, the Boogers were behind, their chances slipping away with each generational tick. The Boogers drew on a desperate pattern from their "backup" playbook - a formation they had tried a few times but never deployed successfully against any team, but a formation that they had never deployed against the Arsonists. The defending champion Arsonists, caught unprepared, played conservatively and didn't react with their usual intensity. That slip was exactly what the Booger formation needed to flower, ballooning the Boogers' score in the final generations of the match and putting them on top 292-228. The universe seemed to be punishing the Arsonists for finally being the one thing they'd never been before: chill.

	~~{{HellmouthIIISeason7Post_HotLCS}}~~

	~~'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|BB~~}}

	===The Nose Wipe 2.0===		===The Nose Wipe 2.0===

	The [[Hellmouth III/Season 21]] Division Series matchup was the second marquee [[MTA Crown]] faceoff in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and as usual, it was a high-octane fistfight between two bitter rivals.		{{HellmouthIIINoseWipe2.0}}

	~~Unlike their first meeting, the~~ {{~~CTeam\|AA}} brought all the gasoline and matches they could carry, and unleashed on the {{CTeam\|BB}} with a "Rapid Fire" blitz technique, crushing them in Game 1~~. Game 2 was a long and drawn-out arm-wrestling match that lasted over 11,000 generations, and saw the Arsonists dominate the Boogers by a margin of 97%. They mopped up in Game 3 to complete the sweep of the Boogers, in what Boylston still considers to be one of their most embarrassing showings in an [[MTA Crown]] series.

	~~{{HellmouthIIISeason18Post_HotLDS_A}}~~

	~~'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|AA~~}}

	==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==		==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==

Ch4zm: /* The Nose Wipe 2.0 */

2025-12-14T19:48:33Z

The Nose Wipe 2.0

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	===The Nose Wipe 2.0===		===The Nose Wipe 2.0===

	The [[~~Hellmmouth~~ III/Season 21]] Division Series matchup was the second marquee [[MTA Crown]] faceoff in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and as usual, it was a high-octane fistfight between two bitter rivals.		The [[Hellmouth III/Season 21]] Division Series matchup was the second marquee [[MTA Crown]] faceoff in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and as usual, it was a high-octane fistfight between two bitter rivals.

	Unlike their first meeting, the {{CTeam\|AA}} brought all the gasoline and matches they could carry, and unleashed on the {{CTeam\|BB}} with a "Rapid Fire" blitz technique, crushing them in Game 1. Game 2 was a long and drawn-out arm-wrestling match that lasted over 11,000 generations, and saw the Arsonists dominate the Boogers by a margin of 97%. They mopped up in Game 3 to complete the sweep of the Boogers, in what Boylston still considers to be one of their most embarrassing showings in an [[MTA Crown]] series.		Unlike their first meeting, the {{CTeam\|AA}} brought all the gasoline and matches they could carry, and unleashed on the {{CTeam\|BB}} with a "Rapid Fire" blitz technique, crushing them in Game 1. Game 2 was a long and drawn-out arm-wrestling match that lasted over 11,000 generations, and saw the Arsonists dominate the Boogers by a margin of 97%. They mopped up in Game 3 to complete the sweep of the Boogers, in what Boylston still considers to be one of their most embarrassing showings in an [[MTA Crown]] series.

Ch4zm: /* History */

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History

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	'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|BB}}		'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|BB}}

			===The Nose Wipe 2.0===

			The [[Hellmmouth III/Season 21]] Division Series matchup was the second marquee [[MTA Crown]] faceoff in the [[Hellmouth III Cup]], and as usual, it was a high-octane fistfight between two bitter rivals.

			Unlike their first meeting, the {{CTeam\|AA}} brought all the gasoline and matches they could carry, and unleashed on the {{CTeam\|BB}} with a "Rapid Fire" blitz technique, crushing them in Game 1. Game 2 was a long and drawn-out arm-wrestling match that lasted over 11,000 generations, and saw the Arsonists dominate the Boogers by a margin of 97%. They mopped up in Game 3 to complete the sweep of the Boogers, in what Boylston still considers to be one of their most embarrassing showings in an [[MTA Crown]] series.

			{{HellmouthIIISeason18Post_HotLDS_A}}

			'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|AA}}

	==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==		==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==

Ch4zm: /* Boogers Lucky Bounce */

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Boogers Lucky Bounce

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	After decades of being tormented by the {{CTeam\|EA}}, the {{CTeam\|AA}} finally achieved the impossible in [[Hellmouth III/Season 6]]. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.		After decades of being tormented by the {{CTeam\|EA}}, the {{CTeam\|AA}} finally achieved the impossible in [[Hellmouth III/Season 6]]. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.

	===Boogers Lucky Bounce===		===The Boogers' Lucky Bounce===

	~~'''Season 7:~~ The ~~Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' The story of the~~ marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)		The marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup between the {{CTeam\|BB}} and {{CTeam\|AA}} is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)

	The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.		The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.

Ch4zm: /* The Shadow Lifts */

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The Shadow Lifts

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	==History==		==History==

	===The Shadow Lifts===		===The Shadow of Elko Lifts===

	~~'''Season 6: The Shadow of Elko Lifts.'''~~ After decades of being tormented by the ~~Elko Astronauts~~, the ~~Arsonists~~ finally achieved the impossible. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.		After decades of being tormented by the {{CTeam\|EA}}, the {{CTeam\|AA}} finally achieved the impossible in [[Hellmouth III/Season 6]]. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.

	===Boogers Lucky Bounce===		===Boogers Lucky Bounce===

Ch4zm: /* Boogers Lucky Bounce */

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Boogers Lucky Bounce

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	===Boogers Lucky Bounce===		===Boogers Lucky Bounce===

	'''Season 7: The Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' ~~(Elements of the Dave Roberts steal.)~~ The story of the marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)		'''Season 7: The Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' The story of the marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)

	The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.		The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.

Ch4zm: /* The Shadow of Elko Lifts */

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The Shadow of Elko Lifts

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	==History==		==History==

	===The Shadow ~~of Elko~~ Lifts===		===The Shadow Lifts===

	'''Season 6: The Shadow of Elko Lifts.''' After decades of being tormented by the Elko Astronauts, the Arsonists finally achieved the impossible. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.		'''Season 6: The Shadow of Elko Lifts.''' After decades of being tormented by the Elko Astronauts, the Arsonists finally achieved the impossible. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.

			===Boogers Lucky Bounce===

	'''Season 7: The Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' (Elements of the Dave Roberts steal.) The story of the marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)		'''Season 7: The Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' (Elements of the Dave Roberts steal.) The story of the marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)

Ch4zm: /* History */

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History

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	==History==		==History==

			===The Shadow of Elko Lifts===

			'''Season 6: The Shadow of Elko Lifts.''' After decades of being tormented by the Elko Astronauts, the Arsonists finally achieved the impossible. In the Hellmouth III Cup series, the Arsonists channeled the combined chaotic soundscape of Alewife Station — the screeching train wheels, the bus engines, the malfunctioning fare gates, the collective rage of the commuters — to create a pattern of pure, weaponized sound. The sonic boom was intense enough to shatter Elko's formations like glass. The mysterious [[Brake Master Cylinder]], in a callback to the heartbreaking Game 6 loss to the Sacramento Boot Lickers, once again stepped away from the microphone, the grinding and screeching of the trains echoing happily through the tunnels, for Alewife's Game 6 win. The win finally broke the Astronauts' chokehold on the Arsonists in Cup series.

			'''Season 7: The Boogers' Lucky Bounce.''' (Elements of the Dave Roberts steal.) The story of the marquee [[Hellmouth III/Season 7]] Championship Series matchup is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were ''still'' blacked out everywhere in Boston.)

			The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.

			With an extremely tight Game 7 winding down, the Boogers were behind, their chances slipping away with each generational tick. The Boogers drew on a desperate pattern from their "backup" playbook - a formation they had tried a few times but never deployed successfully against any team, but a formation that they had never deployed against the Arsonists. The defending champion Arsonists, caught unprepared, played conservatively and didn't react with their usual intensity. That slip was exactly what the Booger formation needed to flower, ballooning the Boogers' score in the final generations of the match and putting them on top 292-228. The universe seemed to be punishing the Arsonists for finally being the one thing they'd never been before: chill.

			{{HellmouthIIISeason7Post_HotLCS}}

			'''WINNER:''' {{CTeam\|BB}}

	==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==		==Alewife in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season==

Ch4zm: /* The Grape Wall of Alewife Stands Firm */

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The Grape Wall of Alewife Stands Firm

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	{{HellmouthIIGrapeWallOfAlewifeFragment}}		{{HellmouthIIGrapeWallOfAlewifeFragment}}

	~~{{GrapeChewsChokeArtistsHellmouthIIFragment}}~~

	===Burnt At Both Ends===		===Burnt At Both Ends===