Ft. Worth Piano Tuners - Revision history

Ch4zm: /* Team Fight Song */

2025-11-29T15:52:35Z

Team Fight Song

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	==Team Fight Song==		==Team Fight Song==

	The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners selected the song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" as their fight song during their historic [[Season 2]] winning streak. The fan section of their home stadium began singing the fight song during the playoffs, and to this day there are still some hungry, cold, and dedicated fans who live in the bowels of the stadium, maintaining round the clock vigils to finish the song. They have lost count approximately 27 times.		The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners selected the song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" as their fight song during their historic [[Season 2]] winning streak. The fan section of their home stadium began singing the fight song during the playoffs, and to this day there are still some hungry, cold, and dedicated fans who live in the bowels of the stadium, maintaining round the clock vigils to finish the song. They have lost count approximately 2,742 times.

	==Party Animals==		==Party Animals==

Ch4zm at 21:48, 22 November 2025

2025-11-22T21:48:22Z

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	\| name = Ft. Worth Piano Tuners		\| name = Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
	\| abbr = FWPT		\| abbr = FWPT
			\| nickname = Tuners, Cheaters

	\| color = ef6f6c		\| color = ef6f6c
	~~\| status = Canceled and rebranded as {{CTeam\|BPT}}~~
	\| emoji = 🎹		\| emoji = 🎹

			\| status = Canceled, rebranded as {{CTeam\|BPT}}

	\| slogan = Tuned up!		\| slogan = Tuned up!
			\| motto = [[Ludum fefellimus sed mortem fallere non potuimus]]<br />(''We cheated the game, but we could not cheat death'')

	\| hometown = Ft. Worth		\| hometown = Ft. Worth
			\| stadium = The Ft.

	\| crowns =		\| crowns =
	* [[Texas Crown]] {{TeamLogo\|BTX}}		* [[Texas Crown]] {{TeamLogo\|BTX}}

	\| integer = 8		\| integer = 8
	\| movie = Dallas		\| movie = Dallas

			\| element = Water
			\| word = Cheater
	\| playing_card = 8♦		\| playing_card = 8♦
	}}		}}

Ch4zm at 23:32, 5 July 2025

2025-07-05T23:32:25Z

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	\| integer = 8		\| integer = 8
	\| movie = Dallas		\| movie = Dallas
			\| playing_card = 8♦
	}}		}}
	''Related: {{CTeam\|BPT}}''		''Related: {{CTeam\|BPT}}''

Ch4zm: /* Navboxes */

2025-03-22T00:54:19Z

Navboxes

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	==Navboxes==		==Navboxes==

	{{Navbox hellmouth ~~teams}}~~		{{Navbox hellmouth v teams}}

	~~{{Navbox toroidal teams}}~~

	~~{{Navbox rainbow~~ teams}}

	{{FWPTTeamCategories}}		{{FWPTTeamCategories}}

Ch4zm: /* Party Animals */

2024-12-01T18:51:19Z

Party Animals

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	==Party Animals==		==Party Animals==

	The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners have established themselves as the Party Animals of Golly, reaching [[~~Stlats~~/Partytime\|Partytime]] more often than any other team.		The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners have established themselves as the Party Animals of Golly, reaching [[Records/Partytime\|Partytime]] more often than any other team.

	==Art==		==Art==

Ch4zm at 18:50, 1 December 2024

2024-12-01T18:50:03Z

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	\| abbr = FWPT		\| abbr = FWPT
	\| color = ef6f6c		\| color = ef6f6c
	\| status = Canceled		\| status = Canceled and rebranded as {{CTeam\|BPT}}
	\| emoji = 🎹		\| emoji = 🎹
	\| slogan = Tuned up!		\| slogan = Tuned up!

Ch4zm: /* Logo */

2022-12-27T18:48:56Z

Logo

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	==Art==		==Art==

	===~~Logo~~===		===Poster===

	The [[Artists Union]] was commissioned to make a poster for the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners after their [[Season 14]] League Division Series victory over the [[Baltimore Texas]]. Unfortunately, no one in the Artists Union was aware that no players on the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners have any musical talent whatsoever.		The [[Artists Union]] was commissioned to make a poster for the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners after their [[Season 14]] League Division Series victory over the [[Baltimore Texas]]. Unfortunately, no one in the Artists Union was aware that no players on the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners have any musical talent whatsoever.

	When the poster was unveiled to the team, most of them stood and stared at it~~, confused~~. A few asked what "sight reading" was. Fortunately no artists were present for the unveiling~~. It was a sordid affair all around~~.		When the poster was unveiled to the team, most of them stood around and stared at it in silent confusion. A few asked what "sight reading" was.

			Fortunately, no artists were present for the unveiling.

	[[File:FWPT_Poster.png\|500px]]		[[File:FWPT_Poster.png\|500px]]

Ch4zm at 18:46, 27 December 2022

2022-12-27T18:46:57Z

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	The franchise name was tarnished in [[Toroidal/Season 16]], when the [[Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal]] broke. The scandal, which would bring down the entire franchise just four seasons later, involved a partnership with the {{CTeam\|DECO}} to set up shell companies to provide backdoored random number generators to [[E Division]] and affect the outcomes of matches. The Piano Tuners were heavily censured by the Commissioner, and roundly condemned for their behavior.		The franchise name was tarnished in [[Toroidal/Season 16]], when the [[Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal]] broke. The scandal, which would bring down the entire franchise just four seasons later, involved a partnership with the {{CTeam\|DECO}} to set up shell companies to provide backdoored random number generators to [[E Division]] and affect the outcomes of matches. The Piano Tuners were heavily censured by the Commissioner, and roundly condemned for their behavior.

	In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the scandal came back to haunt the Piano Tuners. Their bitterest rivals, the Baltimore Texas, were ~~canceled~~ as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]], while the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners, as a result of the scandal, were given the humiliating fate of taking on the team colors and hometown of the Baltimore Texas. The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were forced to become the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.		In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the scandal came back to haunt the Piano Tuners. Their bitterest rivals, the Baltimore Texas, were incinerated as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]], while the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were canceled as a result of the scandal, and were given the humiliating fate of taking on the team colors and hometown of their bitter rivals, the Baltimore Texas. The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were forced to become the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.

	==Team Character==		==Team Character==

Ch4zm at 18:46, 27 December 2022

2022-12-27T18:46:04Z

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	\| abbr = FWPT		\| abbr = FWPT
	\| color = ef6f6c		\| color = ef6f6c
			\| status = Canceled
	\| emoji = 🎹		\| emoji = 🎹
	\| slogan = Tuned up!		\| slogan = Tuned up!

Ch4zm at 18:45, 27 December 2022

2022-12-27T18:45:19Z

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	\| abbr = FWPT		\| abbr = FWPT
	\| color = ef6f6c		\| color = ef6f6c
	\| ~~league~~ = ~~Cold~~		\| emoji = 🎹
	~~\| division = Water~~
	\| slogan = Tuned up!		\| slogan = Tuned up!
	\| hometown = Ft. Worth		\| hometown = Ft. Worth
	\| ~~celebrity_mascot~~ = ~~Brian Eno~~		\| crowns =
	~~\| rivals = [[Baltimore Texas]] (~~[[Texas Crown]])		* [[Texas Crown]] {{TeamLogo\|BTX}}
	\| ~~arcana = The Lovers (VI)~~		\| integer = 8
	\| ~~arcana_title~~ = ~~Children of the Voice Divine~~		\| movie = Dallas
	\| ~~emoji~~ = 🎹
	}}		}}
	''Related: {{CTeam\|BPT}}''		''Related: {{CTeam\|BPT}}''
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	The franchise became famous in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] for their inconsistent performance, often finishing at the very top or very bottom of the league. They were in the Hellmouth Cup several times, tying the Astronauts for the Cold League team with the most Hellmouth Cup appearances.		The franchise became famous in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] for their inconsistent performance, often finishing at the very top or very bottom of the league. They were in the Hellmouth Cup several times, tying the Astronauts for the Cold League team with the most Hellmouth Cup appearances.

	The franchise name was tarnished in [[Toroidal/Season 16]], when the [[~~Toroidal/Season 16#Ft. Worth Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal\|Ft. Worth~~ Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal]] broke. The scandal, which would bring down the entire franchise just four seasons later, involved a partnership with the {{CTeam\|DECO}} to set up shell companies to provide backdoored random number generators to [[E Division]] and affect the outcomes of matches. The Piano Tuners were heavily censured by the Commissioner, and roundly condemned for their behavior.		The franchise name was tarnished in [[Toroidal/Season 16]], when the [[Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal]] broke. The scandal, which would bring down the entire franchise just four seasons later, involved a partnership with the {{CTeam\|DECO}} to set up shell companies to provide backdoored random number generators to [[E Division]] and affect the outcomes of matches. The Piano Tuners were heavily censured by the Commissioner, and roundly condemned for their behavior.

	In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the scandal came back to haunt the Piano Tuners. Their bitterest rivals, the Baltimore Texas, were canceled as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]], while the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners, as a result of the scandal, were given the humiliating fate of taking on the team colors and hometown of the Baltimore Texas. The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were forced to become the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.		In [[Toroidal/Season 20]] the scandal came back to haunt the Piano Tuners. Their bitterest rivals, the Baltimore Texas, were canceled as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]], while the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners, as a result of the scandal, were given the humiliating fate of taking on the team colors and hometown of the Baltimore Texas. The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were forced to become the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.