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	Baltimore was understandably ~~furious~~ with the Commissioner. First, the Commissioner had slated their local team for incineration; then, the Commissioner stuck them with a replacement team, the {{CTeam\|BPT}}, staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. ~~With~~ the added insult of the Commissioner prematurely incinerating the Texas~~, many~~ fans began the sad and solemn search for a new team that was not the Piano Tuners.		During [[Toroidal/Season 20]], Baltimore was understandably upset with the Commissioner. First, the Commissioner had slated their local team for incineration; then, the Commissioner stuck them with a replacement team, the {{CTeam\|BPT}}, staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. On top of all this was the added insult of the Commissioner prematurely incinerating the Texas by sitting on the incineration switch. Many fans of Golly in Baltimore began the sad and solemn search for a new team that was not the Piano Tuners.

	Baltimore ~~fans were angry~~ that "Ten Ten" ~~would~~ not ~~be a solemn holiday~~ to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead ~~would be~~ a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas ~~weren't - being alive, being winners, and being~~ not~~-incinerated~~.		There was additional anger from Baltimore when it was revealed that the "Ten Ten" holiday the Commissioner was planning was not to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead was a celebration of not being the Baltimore Texas on the date they were incinerated - a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas were not.

	Residents of Baltimore ~~city-wide~~ began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from ~~fish guts~~, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season. The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner ~~of Golly~~ ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and spent nearly an hour insulting the Baltimore Piano Tuners team.<noinclude>		Residents of Baltimore began a Beef Campaign, signing petitions ''en masse'' to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from leftover beef, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season. The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and spent nearly an hour insulting the Baltimore Piano Tuners team.<noinclude>
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Ch4zm at 02:58, 7 April 2025

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	Baltimore was understandably furious with the Commissioner. First, the Commissioner had slated their local team for incineration; then, the Commissioner stuck them with a replacement team, the {{CTeam\|BPT}}, staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. With the added insult of the Commissioner prematurely incinerating the Texas, many fans began the sad and solemn search for a new team that was not the Piano Tuners.		Baltimore was understandably furious with the Commissioner. First, the Commissioner had slated their local team for incineration; then, the Commissioner stuck them with a replacement team, the {{CTeam\|BPT}}, staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. With the added insult of the Commissioner prematurely incinerating the Texas, many fans began the sad and solemn search for a new team that was not the Piano Tuners.

	Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being un-incinerated.		Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being not-incinerated.

	Residents of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season. The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and spent nearly an hour insulting the Baltimore Piano Tuners team.<noinclude>		Residents of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season. The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and spent nearly an hour insulting the Baltimore Piano Tuners team.<noinclude>

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	Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being un-incinerated.		Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being un-incinerated.

	~~The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and residents~~ of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season.<noinclude>		Residents of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam\|BPT}} season. The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and spent nearly an hour insulting the Baltimore Piano Tuners team.<noinclude>
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Baltimore was understandably furious with the Commissioner. First, the Commissioner had slated their local team for incineration; then, the Commissioner stuck them with a replacement team, the {{CTeam|BPT}}, staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. With the added insult of the Commissioner prematurely incinerating the Texas, many fans began the sad and solemn search for a new team that was not the Piano Tuners.

Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being un-incinerated.

The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and residents of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{CTeam|BPT}} season.<noinclude>
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