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Ch4zm at 03:08, 24 December 2021

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Ch4zm at 03:08, 24 December 2021

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Ch4zm at 02:51, 24 December 2021

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	When the Commissioner released the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] and announced the incineration of the {{CTeam\|BTX}}, the Commissioner did not give the Texas a choice in the matter. However, the Commissioner did contact the {{CTeam\|DET}} to offer the possibility of being incinerated alongside their fellow Choke Artists, thus ending their humiliating, championship-appearance-free existence once and for all and the possibility of being reincarnated as a cursed expansion team, one day, many decades from now.		When the Commissioner released the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] and announced the incineration of the {{CTeam\|BTX}}, the Commissioner did not give the Texas a choice in the matter. However, the Commissioner did contact the {{CTeam\|DET}} to offer the possibility of being incinerated alongside their fellow Choke Artists, thus ending their humiliating, championship-appearance-free existence once and for all and the possibility of being reincarnated as a cursed expansion team, one day, many decades from now.

	The offer came at a critical time for the {{CTeam\|DET}}. They had been humiliated in the League Championship Series of the [[Toroidal/Season 17]], when they were forced to agree to disband the [[Midwest ~~Cup~~]] following their loss. They had given up their third Hot League pennant to the {{CTeam\|MILF}}, who went on to establish the Dynasty Detroit Built. And to top it off, they had just found out about the secret marriage of the Flamingos and Butchers, through a Commissioner's Office press release of all things.		The offer came at a critical time for the {{CTeam\|DET}}. They had been humiliated in the League Championship Series of the [[Toroidal/Season 17]], when they were forced to agree to disband the [[Midwest Crown]] following their loss. They had given up their third Hot League pennant to the {{CTeam\|MILF}}, who went on to establish the Dynasty Detroit Built. And to top it off, they had just found out about the secret marriage of the Flamingos and Butchers, through a Commissioner's Office press release of all things.

	The Grape Chews ultimately decided to stick their finger in fate's eye and continue their Sisyphean existence as the Hot League Choke Artists, abandoning themselves to a probable fate full of further failure and humiliation. But this time, they could do so knowing they were free of their old Milwaukee attachments, their old Milwaukee rivalries, their old deep feelings for Milwaukee that they could easily bottle up and bury, no problem, nope, none at all.		The Grape Chews ultimately decided to stick their finger in fate's eye and continue their Sisyphean existence as the Hot League Choke Artists, abandoning themselves to a probable fate full of further failure and humiliation. But this time, they could do so knowing they were free of their old Milwaukee attachments, their old Milwaukee rivalries, their old deep feelings for Milwaukee that they could easily bottle up and bury, no problem, nope, none at all.

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When the Commissioner released the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] and announced the incineration of the {{CTeam|BTX}}, the Commissioner did not give the Texas a choice in the matter. However, the Commissioner did contact the {{CTeam|DET}} to offer the possibility of being incinerated alongside their fellow Choke Artists, thus ending their humiliating, championship-appearance-free existence once and for all and the possibility of being reincarnated as a cursed expansion team, one day, many decades from now.

The offer came at a critical time for the {{CTeam|DET}}. They had been humiliated in the League Championship Series of the [[Toroidal/Season 17]], when they were forced to agree to disband the [[Midwest Cup]] following their loss. They had given up their third Hot League pennant to the {{CTeam|MILF}}, who went on to establish the Dynasty Detroit Built. And to top it off, they had just found out about the secret marriage of the Flamingos and Butchers, through a Commissioner's Office press release of all things.

The Grape Chews ultimately decided to stick their finger in fate's eye and continue their Sisyphean existence as the Hot League Choke Artists, abandoning themselves to a probable fate full of further failure and humiliation. But this time, they could do so knowing they were free of their old Milwaukee attachments, their old Milwaukee rivalries, their old deep feelings for Milwaukee that they could easily bottle up and bury, no problem, nope, none at all.

Quote from the Commissioner: "Let the record show, that the {{CTeam|DET}} chose to continue to exist. Should further misery continue to befall them, they are now solely responsible for it."<noinclude>
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