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Ch4zm at 10:05, 4 July 2025

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	* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)		* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)

	True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - ~~hooray for consistent regular season performance by~~ the ~~Grape Chews!~~		True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - only to fail at the finish line of breaking the curse.

	The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them ~~just as they have beaten countless other opponents~~ in ~~countless other~~ Hot League ~~Division~~ Series~~. (Except~~ the ~~[[Klein Cup]], yikes~~.)		The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them handily. The Grape Chews soon found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, struggling against the mighty {{CTeam\|OSHA}}.

	~~Soon after, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant.~~
	* "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.		* "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.
	* The Detroit Grape Chews fought valiantly with he Jersey OSHA Violations: tooth and nail fist to face, eye for an eye.		* The Detroit Grape Chews fought valiantly with he Jersey OSHA Violations: tooth and nail fist to face, eye for an eye.
	* The Grape Chews managed to tie up the series, 3-3.		* The Grape Chews managed to tie up the series, 3-3.

	~~Here we go: it~~ all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).		It all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).

	In Game 7, The Chews performed pitifully. Over the course of nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to ~~which team was in control (~~the OSHA Violations~~) and which team~~ was ~~the tiny excited clueless puppy dog running into the wall (Detroit)~~. The Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, ~~thus sealing the fate of~~ the ~~[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] {{CTeam\|DET}} as the saddest~~ team in Golly ~~history. (Sorry to be the bearer of bad Chews, Detroit~~.)<noinclude>		In Game 7, The Chews performed pitifully. Over the course of nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to whether the OSHA Violations would win, it was only a matter of when. The Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, adding another sordid chapter to the most tragic team in Golly.<noinclude>
	[[Category:DET]]		[[Category:DET]]
	[[Category:OSHA]]		[[Category:OSHA]]

Ch4zm at 03:48, 11 November 2023

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	True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!		True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!

	The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them just as they have beaten countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series. (Except the [[Klein Cup]], yikes~~, Grape Chews flubbed enough division series to fill a box of doughnuts~~.)		The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them just as they have beaten countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series. (Except the [[Klein Cup]], yikes.)

	Soon after, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.		Soon after, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant.
			* "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.
			* The Detroit Grape Chews fought valiantly with he Jersey OSHA Violations: tooth and nail fist to face, eye for an eye.
			* The Grape Chews managed to tie up the series, 3-3.

	~~The Detroit Grape Chews went~~ to ~~battle, and fought the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist~~-to-~~face, an eye for an eye. The Grape Chews overcame a 2~~-~~3 deficit to tie up the series, 3~~-~~3, in Game 6~~.		Here we go: it all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).

	~~It all came down to~~ Game 7 ~~({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).~~		In Game 7, The Chews performed pitifully. Over the course of nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to which team was in control (the OSHA Violations) and which team was the tiny excited clueless puppy dog running into the wall (Detroit). The Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, thus sealing the fate of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] {{CTeam\|DET}} as the saddest team in Golly history. (Sorry to be the bearer of bad Chews, Detroit.)<noinclude>

	~~The Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam\|OSHA}}.~~ The Chews performed pitifully ~~in a~~ nearly 3,000 ~~generation match. There~~ was never a doubt as to which team was in control ~~during~~ the ~~match,~~ which was ~~a clear violation of multiple OSHA standards~~. The ~~Grape~~ Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, ~~and sealed~~ the fate of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] {{CTeam\|DET}} as the saddest team in Golly history. (Sorry to be the bearer of bad Chews, Detroit.)<noinclude>
	[[Category:DET]]		[[Category:DET]]
	[[Category:OSHA]]		[[Category:OSHA]]

Ch4zm at 03:44, 11 November 2023

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	* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (24 total)		* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (24 total)
	* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (48 total)		* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (48 total)
	* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (72 total)		* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (72 total)
	* [[Klein Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (96 total)		* [[Klein Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (96 total)
	* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (100 total)
			* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)

	True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!		True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!

Ch4zm at 03:43, 11 November 2023

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	[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:		[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:

	* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (24 total)		* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (24 total)
	* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (48 total)		* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (48 total)
	* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (72 total)		* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (72 total)

Ch4zm at 03:41, 11 November 2023

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	[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game.		[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:

	~~True to form,~~ the ~~Grape Chews finished strong during~~ the ~~regular season~~ and ~~made it to~~ the ~~postseason, just like they always do.~~		* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (24 total)
			* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (48 total)
			* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (72 total)
			* [[Klein Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (96 total)
			* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (100 total)

	~~The~~ Grape Chews ~~overpowered~~ the ~~{{CTeam\|BB}} in~~ the ~~Division Series, just like they have beat countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series.~~		True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!

	~~Sure enough, the~~ Grape Chews ~~found themselves~~ in the ~~Hot League Championship~~ Series, ~~with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a~~ Hot League ~~Pennant~~. ~~They battled~~ the ~~Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail~~, ~~fist-to-face~~, ~~an eye for an eye, tying up the~~ series ~~in Game 6, 3-3~~.		The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam\|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them just as they have beaten countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series. (Except the [[Klein Cup]], yikes, Grape Chews flubbed enough division series to fill a box of doughnuts.)

	In Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}})~~, the~~ Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam\|OSHA}} in a ~~disappointing Game 7 performance. Despite lasting~~ nearly 3,000 ~~generations, there~~ was never a doubt as to which team was in control. The Grape Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, ~~sealing~~ the ~~Grape Chews'~~ fate as the saddest team in Golly. ~~Hate~~ to be the bearer of bad Chews.<noinclude>		Soon after, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.

			The Detroit Grape Chews went to battle, and fought the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist-to-face, an eye for an eye. The Grape Chews overcame a 2-3 deficit to tie up the series, 3-3, in Game 6.

			It all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).

			The Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam\|OSHA}}. The Chews performed pitifully in a nearly 3,000 generation match. There was never a doubt as to which team was in control during the match, which was a clear violation of multiple OSHA standards. The Grape Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, and sealed the fate of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] {{CTeam\|DET}} as the saddest team in Golly history. (Sorry to be the bearer of bad Chews, Detroit.)<noinclude>
	[[Category:DET]]		[[Category:DET]]
	[[Category:OSHA]]		[[Category:OSHA]]

Ch4zm at 03:31, 11 November 2023

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	Sure enough, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. They battled the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist-to-face, an eye for an eye, tying up the series in Game 6, 3-3.		Sure enough, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. They battled the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist-to-face, an eye for an eye, tying up the series in Game 6, 3-3.

	In Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}), the Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam\|OSHA}} in a ~~shameful~~ Game 7 ~~that lasted~~ 3,000 generations in ~~which~~ the Grape Chews ~~never once held a lead~~.<noinclude>		In Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame\|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}), the Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam\|OSHA}} in a disappointing Game 7 performance. Despite lasting nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to which team was in control. The Grape Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, sealing the Grape Chews' fate as the saddest team in Golly. Hate to be the bearer of bad Chews.<noinclude>
	[[Category:DET]]		[[Category:DET]]
	[[Category:OSHA]]		[[Category:OSHA]]

Ch4zm at 03:28, 11 November 2023

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-[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game. True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season and made it to the postseason, and overpowered the {{CTeam|BB}} in the Division Series, but ultimately fell to the {{CTeam|OSHA}} in a close and bitter battle through a full 7 games.<noinclude>
+[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game.
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	[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:		[[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] marked the 100th season in which the {{CTeam\|DET}} have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:

	* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by ~~the {{CTeam\|DET}}~~ (24 total)		* [[Hellmouth Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (24 total)
	* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (48 total)		* [[Toroidal Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (48 total)
	* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (72 total)		* [[Rainbow Cup]]: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by the {{CTeam\|DET}} (72 total)