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Ch4zm at 18:01, 20 December 2025

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	As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.		As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.

	They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|~~FFF~~}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>		They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|FF}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>
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Ch4zm at 18:00, 20 December 2025

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	As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.		As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.

	They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>		They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|FFF}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>
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Ch4zm at 18:00, 20 December 2025

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	In [[Hellmouth V]] the ~~Salt Lake Turbulence~~ discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, ~~that~~ smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to.		In the [[Hellmouth V Cup]], the {{CTeam\|SLC}} discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye and cottonmouth) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about, and could continue to look cool) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to.

	As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.		As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.

	They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>		They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>

Ch4zm at 17:56, 20 December 2025

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	They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>		They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam\|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam\|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>
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Ch4zm at 17:56, 20 December 2025

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	In [[Hellmouth V]] the Salt Lake Turbulence discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, that smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to.i		In [[Hellmouth V]] the Salt Lake Turbulence discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, that smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to.

	As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.		As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.

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In [[Hellmouth V]] the Salt Lake Turbulence discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, that smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to.i

As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.

They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude>
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