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The {{CTeam|OSHA}} are a Golly team from New Jersey. They are not from Chicago.

Generally regarded as lawyers, though nothing about them suggests formal training in the law, the Jersey OSHA Violations love rules, procedures, and finding loopholes.

The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.

The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to hte use of the term[[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.

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 The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments. They overcame the curse in the Klein Cup, and established the team's only dynasty in the [[Klein Cup]].
-The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to hte use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.<noinclude>
+The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to the use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.<noinclude>
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−	The {{CTeam\|OSHA}} are a Golly team from New Jersey. They are not from Chicago.	+	The {{CTeam\|OSHA}} are a Golly team from New Jersey. They are not from Chicago. Generally regarded as lawyers, though nothing about them suggests formal training in the law, the Jersey OSHA Violations love rules, procedures, and finding loopholes. They are best friends with the {{CTeam\|SS}}.
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−	Generally regarded as lawyers, though nothing about them suggests formal training in the law, the Jersey OSHA Violations love rules, procedures, and finding loopholes.

	The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments. They overcame the curse in the Klein Cup, and established the team's only dynasty in the [[Klein Cup]].		The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments. They overcame the curse in the Klein Cup, and established the team's only dynasty in the [[Klein Cup]].

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 Generally regarded as lawyers, though nothing about them suggests formal training in the law, the Jersey OSHA Violations love rules, procedures, and finding loopholes.
-The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.
+The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments. They overcame the curse in the Klein Cup, and established the team's only dynasty in the [[Klein Cup]].
 The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to hte use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.<noinclude>

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	The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.		The Jersey OSHA Violations experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]) due to the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.

−	The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to hte use of the term[[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.	+	The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings. This has led to hte use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for marijuana smoking sessions for the collective.<noinclude>
		+	[[Category:Lore Fragments]]
		+	[[Category:OSHA]]
		+	</noinclude>