Ten Ten - Revision history

Ch4zm at 02:57, 7 April 2025

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	Ten Ten is an annual holiday occurring on October 10. The purpose of the holiday is for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated. The holiday occurs on October 10 ~~to commemorate the incineration~~ of ~~the~~ {{CTeam\|BTX}}~~, which occurred at the end of~~ [[Toroidal/Season 20]].		Ten Ten is an annual holiday occurring on October 10. The purpose of the holiday is for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being not-incinerated. The holiday occurs on October 10 and is celebrated by anyone not a member of {{CTeam\|BTX}} on this date in [[Toroidal/Season 20]]. The issue of whether Ten Ten ought to be celebrated by {{CTeam\|BPT}} fans is not debated at all in Baltimore, since no one in Baltimore is a fan of the Piano Tuners. However, the issue of whether Ten Ten should be celebrated by {{CTeam\|BTX2}} fans is a subject of significant strife.

	==Accidental Premature Incineration==		==Accidental Premature Incineration==

Ch4zm at 08:22, 12 November 2023

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	''Related: [[Cancel Texas Memo]]''		''Related: [[Cancel Texas Memo]]''

	~~''Related: [[Baltimore War]]''~~

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	~~==Baltimore Declares War==~~

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Ch4zm at 03:25, 30 December 2022

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	==Baltimore Declares War==		==Baltimore Declares War==

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	~~==Declaration of War==~~

	{{Main\|Baltimore War}}		{{Main\|Baltimore War}}

	~~After spending one unbearable season booing the~~ {{~~CTeam\|BPT~~}} relentlessly at every home game, the city of Baltimore was still waiting for closure around the incineration of the Texas that simply never came. Everyone in the city was bitter about how things had ended with the Texas, and angry with the Commissioner for the insults and for sticking them with the Piano Tuners, who were not only their bitter rivals, but a pack of cheats to boot.		{{BaltimoreDeclaresWarFragment}}

	At the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], fans of the late beloved Baltimore Texas banded together to petition the City of Baltimore to declare war on the Commissioner of Golly. People poured into the streets to show solidarity for the Texas and back the call for war, which had become known as the [[Baltimore War]] before it had even been declared.

	Bowing to relentless public pressure, ignoring the advice of lawyers who pointed out the dubious nature of declaring war on a Commissioner, the City issued a declaration of war on the Commissioner at the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], starting the [[Baltimore War]].

	~~The declaration of war was later expanded to include both the Commissioner of Golly and the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.~~

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			==Baltimore Declares Beef==

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	==Baltimore Declares War==		==Baltimore Declares War==

Ch4zm: /* Establishment of Ten Ten */

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	==~~Establishment of~~ Ten Ten==		==Ten Ten Holiday==

	In an attempt to make up for the mistake of accidentally and prematurely incinerating the Baltimore Texas in front of family and fans, the Commissioner announced a new "Ten Ten" holiday would take place annually on October 10. However, the Commissioner heaped further insult on Baltimore by announcing that the October 10 "Ten Ten" holiday would be for non-incinerated teams only, and would be a "decadent feast day for celebrating Life, winning, and being un-incinerated."		{{TenTenHolidayEstablishmentFragment}}

	Baltimore fans were angry that "Ten Ten" would not be a solemn holiday to commemorate the Baltimore Texas, but instead would be a celebration of everything the Baltimore Texas weren't - being alive, being winners, and being un-incinerated.		==Baltimore Declares War==

	The Mayor of Baltimore officially declared the Commissioner of Golly ''persona non grata'' within the city limits, and residents of Baltimore city-wide began a Beef Campaign to start Beef with the Commissioner. A Beef Parade was organized, in which effigies of the Commissioner were assembled from fish guts, roundly booed the entire parade route, and tossed into the ocean at the end. This parade also marked the first day of the {{~~CTeam\|BPT~~}} ~~season.~~		{{BaltimoreDeclaresWarFragment}}

	==Declaration of War==		==Declaration of War==

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	Ten Ten is an annual holiday occurring on October 10. The purpose of the holiday is for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated. The holiday occurs on October 10 to commemorate the incineration of the {{CTeam\|BTX}}, which occurred at the end of [[Toroidal/Season 20]].		Ten Ten is an annual holiday occurring on October 10. The purpose of the holiday is for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated. The holiday occurs on October 10 to commemorate the incineration of the {{CTeam\|BTX}}, which occurred at the end of [[Toroidal/Season 20]].

	==Accidental Incineration==		==Accidental Premature Incineration==

	During [[Toroidal/Season 20]], the Commissioner released the [[Cancel Texas Memo]], which signaled the Commissioner's intention to incinerate the Baltimore Texas at the end of the season. Plans were made for an elaborate yet tasteful incineration ceremony, to take place in Baltimore at The Alamo, with close family and loyal fans being invited to be with the Texas in their final moments. Before the ceremony began, however, the Texas were incinerated when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button, which was in a back pocket.		{{TenTenAccidentalPrematureIncinerationFragment}}

	Baltimore was understandably upset with the Commissioner, who had not only slated the local team for incineration, but given Baltimore a replacement team staffed by Baltimore's bitter [[Texas Crown]] rivals. The Commissioner had added insult to injury by prematurely incinerating Baltimore's team.

	==Establishment of Ten Ten==		==Establishment of Ten Ten==

Ch4zm at 00:42, 30 December 2022

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	''Related: [[Cancel Texas Memo]]''		''Related: [[Cancel Texas Memo]]''

	''Related: [[Baltimore ~~Uncalled For~~ War]]''		''Related: [[Baltimore War]]''

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	==Declaration of War==		==Declaration of War==

	{{Main\|Baltimore ~~Uncalled For~~ War}}		{{Main\|Baltimore War}}

	After spending one unbearable season booing the {{CTeam\|BPT}} relentlessly at every home game, the city of Baltimore was still waiting for closure around the incineration of the Texas that simply never came. Everyone in the city was bitter about how things had ended with the Texas, and angry with the Commissioner for the insults and for sticking them with the Piano Tuners, who were not only their bitter rivals, but a pack of cheats to boot.		After spending one unbearable season booing the {{CTeam\|BPT}} relentlessly at every home game, the city of Baltimore was still waiting for closure around the incineration of the Texas that simply never came. Everyone in the city was bitter about how things had ended with the Texas, and angry with the Commissioner for the insults and for sticking them with the Piano Tuners, who were not only their bitter rivals, but a pack of cheats to boot.

	At the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], fans of the late beloved Baltimore Texas banded together to petition the City of Baltimore to declare war on the Commissioner of Golly. People poured into the streets to show solidarity for the Texas and back the call for war, which had become known as the [[Baltimore ~~Uncalled For~~ War]] before it had even been declared.		At the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], fans of the late beloved Baltimore Texas banded together to petition the City of Baltimore to declare war on the Commissioner of Golly. People poured into the streets to show solidarity for the Texas and back the call for war, which had become known as the [[Baltimore War]] before it had even been declared.

	Bowing to relentless public pressure, ignoring the advice of lawyers who pointed out the dubious nature of declaring war on a Commissioner, the City issued a declaration of war on the Commissioner at the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], starting the [[Baltimore ~~Uncalled For~~ War]].		Bowing to relentless public pressure, ignoring the advice of lawyers who pointed out the dubious nature of declaring war on a Commissioner, the City issued a declaration of war on the Commissioner at the conclusion of [[Toroidal/Season 21]], starting the [[Baltimore War]].

	The declaration of war was later expanded to include both the Commissioner of Golly and the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.		The declaration of war was later expanded to include both the Commissioner of Golly and the {{CTeam\|BPT}}.