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{{Infobox team
| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
| abbr = DECO
| color = e7a0e8
| league = Hot
| division = Fire
| slogan = By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
| hometown = Wilmington
| celebrity_mascot = Bernie Madoff
| stadium = 
| rivals = [[Orlando Business Majors]]
| antirivals = 
| arcana =  The Moon (XVIII)
| arcana_title = Ruler of Flux and Reflux
| emoji = 🏢
| word = Sketchy
| element = Earth
}}
The {{CTeam|DECO}} (formerly the {{CTeam|DECOOLD}}) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked among the worst team in the league, in addition to being rated least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances, partly due to the fact that no one has ever seen a Deleware Corporate Shells game, except for a select few millionaires and billionaires. The Corporate Shells home stadium consists of 500 luxury suites, exclusively reserved for season ticket holders. Access to the stadium is limited to an exclusive, elite group.

Delaware Corporate Shells games are all televised; a single-season cable television package for all Delaware Corporate Shells games costs approximately the same as installing a helicopter pad on a corporate yacht. No accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which has never happened.

Each time the Corporate Shells win a Cup series, everyone nickanmes it "The Forgotten Series." Everyone collectively refers to "The Forgotten Series" as a single series, despite the fact that multiple Cup series wins have been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series."

==Team Character==

==Shells in the Hellmouth Cup==

===Embezzlement Scandals===

The Corporate Shells have been involved in [[Delaware Embezzlement Scandals|several embezzlement scandals]], each coinciding with poor season performance by the Corporate Shells. Many critics believe that the Corporate Shells exhibit a great deal of natural talent for the splort of Golly, and could take it to a new level, if they would only set aside their various money-making schemes and focus on the splort.

==Shells in the Toroidal Cup==

In [[Toroidal/Season 21]] the {{CTeam|DECO}} were suspended from the league pending ongoing litigation related to the [[Cancel Texas Memo]]. They were replaced by the {{CTeam|VV}}.

==Shells in the Rainbow Cup==

==Season by Season Summary==

{{SeasonBySeason DECO}}

==Art==

===Corporate Headquarters===

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an [[Artists Union]] rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

[[Image:Deco_Headquarters.png|500px]]

===Logo===

===Cup Posters===

[[Image:Season7_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season15_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:ToroidalSeason1_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:ToroidalSeason14_Poster.png|500px]]

==Navboxes==

{{Navbox golly teams}}

{{Navbox rainbow teams}}

{{DECOTeamCategories}}