Delaware Corporate Shells

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Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Nickname The Shells
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Secondary Color #ffffff
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington, Delaware
Stadium The Lux
Emoji πŸ’Έ
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1,000,000
Movie American Psycho
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Card Jβ™ 
Motto
Quid pro quo
(This for that)
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly known as the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

Chart

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Summary

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Rainbow Cup

History

Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Klein Cup

History

Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth II Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth III Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth V Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.

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