Delaware Corporate Shells

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Delaware Corporate Shells
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Team Information
Name Delaware Corporate Shells
Abbreviation DECO
Nickname The Shells
Primary Color #e7a0e8
Secondary Color #ffffff
Logo  DECO.png 
Hometown Wilmington, Delaware
Stadium The Lux
Emoji 💸
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 1,000,000
Movie American Psycho
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Sketchy
Card 10♠
Motto
Ubi pecunia ibi patria
(Where there is money, there is my country)
 
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The DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly known as the DECOOLD.png Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

Hellmouth Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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  • In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
  • In Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first Hot League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
    • They finished in last place in the Hot League.
  • In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.


Toroidal Cup

History

Texas Murder Coalition

In Toroidal/Season 20, there was some buzz around the league about the possibility of the Commissioner announcing a new Choke Artist: the SS.png Seattle Sneakers . The Curse of the Ancient Mariner had cemented itself into their lore, and the Sneakers, thirsty for a Cup series victory, knew this could be their final do-or-die opportunity. The Sneakers delivered, sweeping the FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls in the first round, sweeping the EA.png Elko Astronauts in the second round, and shutting down the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors in 5 efficient games.

In the final moments after the Sneakers were celebrating their victory, the Commissioner had appear to them from the static, like an apparition, and presented the Sneakers with a choice: Cake or Death?

"Cake," the Sneakers had shouted, and the Commissioner disappeared just as quickly as they had appeared. Only later did the Sneakers learn that the BTX.png Baltimore Texas had been presented with the remaining option, Or Death, and was subsequently incinerated as part of the Cancel Texas Memo.

After all of these events had taken place, and documented, and discussed, and digested, the league gradually afforded a certain level of respect to teams who had been involved in the incineration of the Texas. This informal ranking was later studied and formalized by Goober Boylston in a "Boylston on Boylston Violence" column. The ranking was dubbed the Texas Murder Coalition, and consists of teams who participated in the postseason bracket of Toroidal/Season 20, directly or indirectly, and who as a consequence led to the Seattle Sneakers winning the Toroidal Cup, being presented with the choice of Cake or Death, and leaving the Baltimore Texas to their fate of Or Death.

The list, in order of culpability/veneration:

  1. SS.png Seattle Sneakers
  2. ORL.png Orlando Business Majors
  3. EA.png Elko Astronauts
  4. DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

  1. FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls
  2. LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds
  3. BB.png Boylston Boogers
  4. ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks
  5. OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

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Summary

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Rainbow Cup

History

Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Klein Cup

History

Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth II Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth III Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth IV Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth V Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Hellmouth VI Cup

History

Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

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Summary

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Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.

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Navboxes

Hellmouth VI League Teams

Hellmouth IV Cup logo

Hellmouth VI Cup
Teams 		Cold Fire Division

BTX2.png Baltimore Texas II

EA.png Elko Astronauts

LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds

SLC.png Salt Lake Turbulence

SS.png Seattle Sneakers

Cold Water Division

FF.png Phoenix Freshrolls

TB.png Tucson Butchers

ABQ.png Albuquerque Solarpunks

SDBA.png San Diego Balloon Animals

SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers

Hot Fire Division

VV.png Vegas Vampires

DET.png Detroit Grape Chews

MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes

FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers

Hot Water Division

AA.png Alewife Arsonists

BB.png Boylston Boogers

DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells

SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers

OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations

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