Delaware Corporate Shells

Delaware Corporate Shells
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Name Delaware Corporate Shells Abbreviation DECO Nickname The Shells Primary Color #e7a0e8 Secondary Color #ffffff Logo    Hometown Wilmington, Delaware Stadium The Lux Emoji 💸 Status Active
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The Delaware Corporate Shells (formerly known as the Delaware Corporate Shells ) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

Hellmouth Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
• In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , 3-4.
• In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.

Toroidal Cup

Delaware in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

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Summary

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• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.
• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Orlando Business Majors 1-3.

Rainbow Cup

Delaware in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

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Summary

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• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Orlando Business Majors and the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers and the Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Louisville Illusionists .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 43🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Boylston Boogers and the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Boylston Boogers .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 64🌈 to finish 12🌈 ahead of the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Mobile Wheels and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 32🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Milwaukee Flamingos .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Rainbow/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Louisville Illusionists .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 54🌈 to finish 2🌈 ahead of the San Francisco Boat Shoes .

Klein Cup

Delaware in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Klein/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-1.
• In Klein/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
• In Klein/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
• In Klein/Season 18 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the Tucson Butchers .
• In Klein/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.

Hellmouth II Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.

Hellmouth III Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Vegas Vampires 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-2.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Vegas Vampires .

Hellmouth IV Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-2.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-4.

Hellmouth V Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth V/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 1-4.

Hellmouth VI Cup

Delaware in the Hellmouth VI Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth VI/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Vegas Vampires 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
• In Hellmouth VI/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth VI Cup champions by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-2.
• In Hellmouth VI/Season 9 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.

Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters. However, the corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.