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The Delaware Corporate Shells
(formerly known as the
Delaware Corporate Shells
) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.
The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked among the worst team in the league, in addition to being rated least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances, partly due to the fact that no one has ever seen a Deleware Corporate Shells game, except for a select few millionaires and billionaires.
The Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consists of 50 exclusive high-end luxury suites, each containing a 9-hole golf course. These luxury suites are only occupied by season ticket holders, who also pay dearly to jump to the top of the 10-year waiting list for Delaware Corporate Shells season tickets. Access to the stadium and adjacent 3-mile radius is strictly limited to an exclusive, elite group, and it is an international no fly zone.
Delaware Corporate Shells games are all televised, but the single-season package to watch all Delaware Corporate Shells games costs approximately 100,000 times more than the single-season package to watch games for any other Golly team. No accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which has never happened.
Fans have expressed frustration at the fact that each time the Delaware Corporate Shells get to the postseason, fans have to wait until the post-game reports to find out what happened, being unable to afford to watch the game live. Each time the Corporate Shells get to a Cup series, the series is collectively referred to as "The Forgotten Series." Not "a" forgotten series, but "the" forgotten series, despite multiple series earning the nickname. No one can differentiate.
Team Character
Shells in the Hellmouth Cup
Embezzlement Scandals
The Delaware Embezzlement Scandals are a series of scandals involving the Delaware Corporate Shells
. These scandals have mainly hit during seasons in which the Shells are performing badly.
The scandals have been underreported, and mentions of the scandals laregely scrubbed from published literature, due to numerous conditions related to class action settlements paid out by the Delaware Corporate Shells, who have yet to make a single public statement about the scandals.
There has been some speculation in Delaware newspapers that, due to the frequency of these embezzlement scandals, the Delaware Corporate Shells may have some kind of proclivity toward money, and an irrational, possibly irresistable desire to obtain more of it. This has not been confirmed, but has resulted in multiple lawsuits involving Delaware newspapers and various shell corporations.
Shells in the Toroidal Cup
In Toroidal/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells
were suspended from the league pending ongoing litigation related to the Cancel Texas Memo. They were replaced by the
Vegas Vampires
.
Shells in the Rainbow Cup
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Delaware Corporate Shells
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Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells in the Toroidal Cup
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- In Toroidal/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Orlando Business Majors 1-3.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells in the Rainbow Cup
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- In Rainbow/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Orlando Business Majors and the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 43π to finish 18π behind the first-place
Louisville Illusionists .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Boylston Boogers and the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Boylston Boogers .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 64π to finish 12π ahead of the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Mobile Wheels and the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 32π to finish 32π behind the first-place
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41π to finish 20π behind the first-place
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 54π to finish 2π ahead of the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Delaware Corporate Shells in the Klein Cup
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- In Klein/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 18 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the
Tucson Butchers .
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth II Cup
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- In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells in the Hellmouth III Cup
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron DECO}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Vegas Vampires 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Jersey OSHA Violations 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals , 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Vegas Vampires .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
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Corporate Headquarters
As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters.
The corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. While this would normally lead to unwanted attention and investigation by law enforcement, fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, so the hologram of the corporate headquarters occupies a small portion of the Wilmington skyline.
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