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{{Infobox team
| name = Delaware Corporate Shells
| abbr = DECO
| color = e7a0e8
| nickname = The Shells
| emoji = 💸
| slogan = By comprehending the contents of this slogan the Viewer agrees to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend unto death the Delaware Corporate Shells from and against any loss, damage, claims, or lawsuits, including attorneys' fees, arising or resulting from use or distribution of its existence. Violators will be prosecuted.
| hometown = Wilmington, DE
| stadium = The Lux
| crowns = 
* [[Delawarehousefire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
| element = Earth
| word = Sketchy
| integer = 1,000,000
| movie = Boiler Room
| motto = ''Quid pro quo''
}}
The {{CTeam|DECO}} (formerly known as the {{CTeam|DECOOLD}}) are a Golly team from the state of Delaware.

The origin of the team traces back to an accounting error at a bank: an anonymous customer who was supposed to receive a $200 refund actually received a $1.7 trillion refund. The bank immediately went out of business and could not hire enough lawyers to get the money back. The anonymous individual decided to use their windfall to bankroll an entire cellular automata splorts team, resulting in the creation of the Delaware Corporate Shells.

The Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consisting of several giant walls of expensive high-end luxury suites, which typically sit empty during games. Ticket prices for Delware Corporate Shells games typically run 100,000-400,000 times more than tickets for any other Golly team. The Delaware Corporate Shells would like to remind you that no accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which will never happen.
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===Embezzlement Scandals===

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==Shells in the Toroidal Cup==

In [[Toroidal/Season 21]] the {{CTeam|DECO}} were suspended from the league pending ongoing litigation related to the [[Cancel Texas Memo]]. They were replaced by the {{CTeam|VV}}.

==Season by Season Summary==

{{SeasonBySeason DECO}}

==Art==

===Corporate Headquarters===

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an [[Artists Union]] rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters.

The corporate headquarters are in fact a hologram. The actual headquarters are located in the basement of the adjacent parking garage structure, with the roof of the parking garage housing the hologram projector. Since fictitious company fronts do not arouse the least amount of suspicion in the state of Delaware, the hologram of the corporate headquarters has never been questioned.

[[Image:Deco_Headquarters.png|500px]]

===Logo===

===Cup Posters===

[[Image:Season7_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season15_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:ToroidalSeason1_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:ToroidalSeason14_Poster.png|500px]]

==Navboxes==

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