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{{Infobox team
| name = Jersey OSHA Violations
| abbr = OSHA
| color = 53917e
| emoji = 🚫
| slogan = Safety third!
| hometown = Jersey
| stadium = 
| crowns = 
* [[Highwire Crown]] {{TeamLogo|SS}}
* [[Northbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|AA}}
* [[Southbound Crown]] {{TeamLogo|BB}}
| word = Lawyer
| element = Fire
| movie = Law & Order (TV Show)
}}
The {{CTeam|OSHA}} are a Golly team from New Jersey. They are not from Chicago.

The Jersey OSHA Violations, who experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the [[Hellmouth Cup]] and [[Toroidal Cup]]), were haunted by the [[Curse of the Silly Goat]]. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.

The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term [[Jersey Courage]] to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol. 

The Jersey OSHA Violations also have a tradition of smoking copious amounts of marijuana during "team safety" meetings, which are usually called for the purpose of smoking marijuana, which has led to the use of the term [[Safety Meeting]] for group smoking sessions.

==Team Character==

The Jersey OSHA Violations are sticklers for rules, and love processes, procedures, and paperwork. They can find ambiguities in nearly everything, burrowing like termites into the truth until it is so full of holes it is impossible to tell up from down.

===OSHA Violations Legal Team===

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===Lavish Stadium===

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===Persons of Note===

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==OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth Cup==

===Anti-Rivalry with Seattle Sneakers===

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==OSHA Violations in the Toroidal Cup==

==OSHA Violations in the Rainbow Cup==

===Curse of the Silly Goat===

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===First Ever Franchise Championship===

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==Season by Season Summary==

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==Art==

===Logo===

The Jersey OSHA Violations were one of the first teams to have a logo:

[[Image:OSHAViolations_Logo.png|400px]]

===Posters===

The following poster was commissioned by the [[Artists Union]] after the OSHA Violations made it to the [[Hellmouth Cup]] series in Season 12 to face off against the [[San Francisco Boat Shoes]].

[[Image:OSHA_Poster_OSH.png|400px]]

===Cup Posters===

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==Navboxes==

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