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The Jersey OSHA Violations
are a Golly team from New Jersey. The OSHA Violations were the last of the original 16 Golly teams to make the playoffs, in Season 5 of the Hellmouth Cup, earning them the nickname The Bear Cubs of Golly and many jokes about the OSHA Violations actually being from Chicago.
The Jersey OSHA Violations, who experienced a championship drought for their first 48 seasons of existence (the Hellmouth Cup and Toroidal Cup), were haunted by the Curse of the Silly Goat. This curse, caused by their stadium being built on the site of a former petting zoo and haunted by the perturbed spirit of a theoretical non-Euclidean goat, led to "goat in the machine" glitches during matches, striking the OSHA Violations at the most critical moments.
The Jersey OSHA Violations have a deep and bitter rivalry with the Tucson Butchers
, and an intense and passionate anti-rivalry with the
Seattle Sneakers
.
The Jersey OSHA Violations have a tradition of getting blackout drunk before playoffs games. This has led to the use of the term Jersey Courage to refer to courage gained from intoxication with alcohol.
Team Character
The Jersey OSHA Violations are sticklers for rules, and love processes, procedures, and paperwork. They can find ambiguities in nearly everything, burrowing like termites into the truth until it is so full of holes it is impossible to tell up from down.
OSHA Violations Legal Team
While it is not their principal claim to fame, the Jersey OSHA Violations
have a world-class legal team of experienced and credentialed lawyers. Accidental Dismemberment, a famous Hellmouth trial lawyer, is the team's lead counsel, and offers legal consulting for other Golly teams in any effort to erode the power of the Commissioner's Office.
During the Hellmouth Cup Season 3 Fixing Scandal, the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team did pro bono work representing the Golly Players Union in their bid for the right to retire.
The events of the Season 3 Fixing Scandal and subsequent drought of postseason appearances by the OSHA Violations have led some fans to speculate that the Jersey OSHA Violations had a hex placed on their database entries by the Golly Legal Office in retaliation for the Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team's pro bono work. However, most fans readily acknowledged that the real reason the Jersey OSHA Violations struggled in the postseason is because they kind of sucked.
Lavish Stadium
The Jersey OSHA Violations
stadium is a lavish, state-of-the-art facility featuring:
- 47 steakhouses
- Seats with built-in butt-warmers
- Roof constructed of rare beryllium permanganate crystalline structure that had to be grown in zero gravity
- Dozens of hot tubs in the club locker rooms
- A sports car museum, closed to the public, featuring thousands of sports cars stored in an underground salt mine deep beneath the stadium (allegedly)
The OSHA Violations are the only team that consistently comes in above-budget despite being ranked last in attendance.
Persons of Note
The following is an incomplete list of notable members of the Jersey OSHA Violations organization, past and present:
- The Godfather - nickname for the owner(s) of the franchise (true identity unknown)
- Accidental Dismemberment - chief legal counsel, Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team
- Ambulanzé Chaise-Arré - a hot-shot celebrity tort lawyer who joined the Jersey OSHA Violations as a free agent for the Toroidal Cup
- Junior Perfect - a top-notch paralegal who ensures everything in the legal office runs smoothly; Perfect has an eagle eye for detail and ensures every capital I is dotted and every capital T is crossed
OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth Cup
Anti-Rivalry with Seattle Sneakers
The Seattle Sneakers
and
Jersey OSHA Violations
initially bonded during the Hellmouth Cup through their mutual interest in legal action against the
San Francisco Boat Shoes
. The two teams became fast friends, soon discovering they also share a hobby of pushing the limits of what is possible for the human body to endure, both physically and psychologically. They established an official anti-rivalry, dubbed the Highwire Crown.
Players from the OSHA Violations and Seattle Sneakers routinely go on team outings to participate in such extreme splorts as:
- base jumping without a parachute
- skydiving without a plane
- upside-down tightrope walking
- jump-off-a-cliff-and-dive-or-maybe-die
- fire-breathing
- tire-eating
- burning-tire-fire-eating
- taco sword-swallowing
Members of the OSHA Violations legal team are avid sneakerheads, and will get hot tips from the Seattle Sneakers when exclusive sneaker releases drop; in exchange, the OSHA Violations legal team provides free legal consults for the Sneakers.
OSHA Violations in the Toroidal Cup
OSHA Violations in the Rainbow Cup
Curse of the Silly Goat
The Curse of the Silly Goat refers to a curse that affected the Jersey OSHA Violations for the first 48 seasons of their existence, the entirety of the Hellmouth Cup and Toroidal Cup.
The Jersey OSHA Violations stadium was built on the site of a former petting zoo. The main attraction at the former petting zoo was a theoretical, non-Euclidean goat, which was purely conceptual. However, when the petting zoo was shut down, the goat was never set loose, and when the stadium was built on the site, the perturbed non-Euclidean goat spirit began to cause "goat in the machine" glitches during matches. These tended to strike the OSHA Violations at their most crucial moments, creating a long string of heartbreaks.
The curse was finally broken in Rainbow/Season 1, for reasons that are still poorly understood.
Curse removal theories include:
- The Möbius Fence: A 14-year-old fan of both the OSHA Violations and the philosopher Martin Heidegger published a research paper with a mathematical proof that a "conceptual goat" could be pacified by the "concept" of a three-sided fence. During Rainbow Cup postseason matches at the OSHA Violations stadium, several fans positioned themselves at mathematically precise focal points around the arena. One fan held a sign saying "This is one side of the fence." The second held up another sign that said "This is the second side of the fence." The third held up a sign that said "This is the final side of the fence." The conceptual fence, which may have been missing a side, or may have had an extra side, trapped the conceptual "goat in the machine" in the machine, and the paradox rendered it unable to interfere with matches, allowing the OSHA Violations to finally win.
- Goat's Goodbye: Spotting an opportunity to break the curse early in Season 1 of the Rainbow Cup, the team hired a Goat Trainer to work with the non-Euclidean goat and develop several "trick plays" that would utilize the goat. It is speculated that the OSHA Violations practiced these trick plays repeatedly throughout the season, all while maintaining a protocol of absolute secrecy. In the final seconds of the final match of the Rainbow Cup series, the OSHA Violations attempted to execute their trick play to outmaneuver the
Mobile Wheels , which would have failed because the haunted spirit of the non-Euclidean silly goat had disappeared sometime during the final match, except the OSHA Violations executed it incorrectly, which caused the trick play to succeed. Commotion broke out on the grid, and when the dust had settled, the OSHA Violations had clinched the Rainbow Cup by a single Rainbow.
First Ever Franchise Championship
In Rainbow/Season 1 the Jersey OSHA Violations
defied the odds, being ranked as underdogs in every postseason series they were in, to gain eternal glory as the first-ever Rainbow Cup champions. The championship victory snapped a 48-season championship drought brought on by the Curse of the Silly Goat.
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Jersey OSHA Violations
.
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 5 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 8 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Season 9 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 12 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 17 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
- They defeated the
- In Season 21 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 22 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 23 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Toroidal Cup
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- In Toroidal/Season 1 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 4 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Texas 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 5 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 8 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 9 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 10 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Tucson Butchers 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 19 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Texas 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Rainbow Cup
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- In Rainbow/Season 1 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Mobile Wheels .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53🌈 to finish 1🌈 ahead of the
Mobile Wheels .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 33🌈 to finish 25🌈 behind the first-place
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 3 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Alewife Arsonists and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 14 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers and the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 18 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers and the
Mobile Wheels .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 20 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 24 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Mobile Wheels and the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Klein Cup
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- In Klein/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 8 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Delaware Corporate Shells 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-1.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 15 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 17 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 19 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 21 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 24 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth II Cup
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- In Hellmouth II/Season 1 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Hellmouth II Cup Series by the
Tucson Butchers .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Hellmouth II Cup Series by the
Tucson Butchers .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Vegas Vampires 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 22 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth III Cup
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Delaware Corporate Shells 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 10 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Vegas Vampires .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Elko Astronauts , 3-4.
- They swept the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth IV Cup
{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 8 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 11 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the
Tucson Butchers , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 21 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 23 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-4.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations in the Hellmouth V Cup
{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron OSHA}}
- In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 3 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 5 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 7 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 9 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 11 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 13 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-1.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Vegas Vampires 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Elko Astronauts , 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 19 the Jersey OSHA Violations were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Art
Logo
The Jersey OSHA Violations were one of the first teams to have a logo:
Posters
The following poster was commissioned by the Artists Union after the OSHA Violations made it to the Hellmouth Cup series in Season 12 to face off against the San Francisco Boat Shoes.
Cup Posters
Hellmouth V Cup Teams |
Cold Fire Division | |
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Cold Water Division | ||
Hot Fire Division | ||
Hot Water Division | ||
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