Difference between revisions of "User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Animals Lore Jam"
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* "The San Diego Balloon Animals" | * "The San Diego Balloon Animals" | ||
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| + | ==Classic Meme Format Division== | ||
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| + | The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme | ||
| + | * BF: "The San Diego Balloon Animals" | ||
| + | * GF ignoring: "Winning the game" | ||
| + | * GF distraction: "a shiny hot dog wrapper" | ||
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| + | Drake hotline: | ||
| + | * Drake looking displeased (Top Panel): "Following the game plan" or "Silent count" | ||
| + | * Drake looking pleased (Bottom Panel): "BANGING ON A LOCKER WITH A HELMET" with the caption "THE SAN DIEGO BALLOON ANIMALS" | ||
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| + | The Chargers' Departure (Balloon Animal Logic) | ||
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| + | * Format: "Panik, Kalm, Panik" meme. | ||
| + | * Face (Kalm): "Get to play football game in San Diego." | ||
| + | * Face (Panik): "Coach say other team leave San Diego for 'L.A.'" | ||
| + | * Face (Kalm): "Mean more room for our cardboard boxes in old clubhouse?" | ||
==Original Format Division== | ==Original Format Division== | ||
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* Overall Caption: "We are not the same." | * Overall Caption: "We are not the same." | ||
| − | + | "San Diego Super Chargers" Song | |
| + | * Image: Animal from the Muppets at his drum kit, a blur of motion and flailing hair. | ||
| + | * Text: "SAN! DEE-AY-GO! BALLOON! ANIMALS! ... we do the charging! With our heads!" | ||
| − | + | Burrito Incident | |
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| − | + | * Format: "Expectation vs. Reality" | |
| − | * | + | * Expectation: A photo of a perfectly constructed California burrito from a local taco shop. Caption: "How you're supposed to eat a California Burrito." |
| − | * | + | * Reality: A picture of a Balloon Animal player holding a burrito with a giant bite taken out of the side (the middle), with french fries and guacamole spilling everywhere. Caption: "BALLOON ANIMAL WAY!" |
| + | * Alternative Reality: A player is holding two burritos and using them as drumsticks on his helmet. | ||
Revision as of 11:54, 25 July 2025
Movie and TV Quote Division
Finding Nemo - The Seagulls
- Image: The seagulls staring intently.
- Text: Instead of "Mine? Mine? Mine?", it's "BALLOON? ANIMAL? BALLOON? ANIMAL? SAN DIEGO?"
Zoolander - "The files are in the computer?"
- Image: Two Balloon Animal players looking with utter confusion at a tablet displaying the team's playbook.
- Player 1: "The plays... they're in the squeaky light box?"
- Player 2: Nods slowly, mouth agape.
Kowalski, say something smart
- "The San Diego Balloon Animals"
Classic Meme Format Division
The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme
- BF: "The San Diego Balloon Animals"
- GF ignoring: "Winning the game"
- GF distraction: "a shiny hot dog wrapper"
Drake hotline:
- Drake looking displeased (Top Panel): "Following the game plan" or "Silent count"
- Drake looking pleased (Bottom Panel): "BANGING ON A LOCKER WITH A HELMET" with the caption "THE SAN DIEGO BALLOON ANIMALS"
The Chargers' Departure (Balloon Animal Logic)
- Format: "Panik, Kalm, Panik" meme.
- Face (Kalm): "Get to play football game in San Diego."
- Face (Panik): "Coach say other team leave San Diego for 'L.A.'"
- Face (Kalm): "Mean more room for our cardboard boxes in old clubhouse?"
Original Format Division
The "San Diego Sports Curse" Juxtaposition
- Image: A split screen.
- Top: A black-and-white photo of a dejected-looking fan from a past Padres or Chargers playoff loss. Labeled: "San Diego sports fans who have endured decades of heartbreak."
- Bottom: A full-color, chaotic photo of a Balloon Animal player ecstatically trying to wear a traffic cone as a hat. Labeled: "Us, who just found a cool orange hat."
- Overall Caption: "We are not the same."
"San Diego Super Chargers" Song
- Image: Animal from the Muppets at his drum kit, a blur of motion and flailing hair.
- Text: "SAN! DEE-AY-GO! BALLOON! ANIMALS! ... we do the charging! With our heads!"
Burrito Incident
- Format: "Expectation vs. Reality"
- Expectation: A photo of a perfectly constructed California burrito from a local taco shop. Caption: "How you're supposed to eat a California Burrito."
- Reality: A picture of a Balloon Animal player holding a burrito with a giant bite taken out of the side (the middle), with french fries and guacamole spilling everywhere. Caption: "BALLOON ANIMAL WAY!"
- Alternative Reality: A player is holding two burritos and using them as drumsticks on his helmet.
