User:Ch4zm

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Ch4zm of Hellmouth
Portrait of Ch4zm of Hellmouth
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
Chief Architect of Golly
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Blaseball Team Hellmouth Sunbeams
Born Sometime prior to Season 1
Hometown Hellmouth
Education Some, presumably
Occupation
  • Physics instructor
  • Splorts inventor
  • Data witch
Teaching
Teaching Affiliations Hellmouth Community College
Research
Research Affiliations

Teams

User:Ch4zm/Teams

Wiki Setup

User:Ch4zm/Wiki Setup

Creating Infoboxes and Navboxes

The process for creating an infobox:

  • before you begin: map out the information that will go into the infobox
  • top level categories become headers
  • secondary level key-value pairs become labels/data
  • when you're ready to make the template, copy the contents of an existing template that uses {{Infobox}}, like {{Infobox team}}
  • start with two pieces: the includeonly piece (calling the {{Infobox}} template) and the noinclude piece (which gives an example)
  • it's helpful to do this step in a text editor, so you can edit the example and the Infobox template it calls at the same time

New Cup Seasons Pages

User:Ch4zm/New Cup Season Pages

October 2021

User:Ch4zm/October 2021 - divisions/offices, records, crowns, bot expansion to rainbow/dragon cups

Lore Jam: User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam

November 2021

User:Ch4zm/November 2021 - poster bylines, crown expansion to rainbow cup

December 2021

User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Postseason

Dynasties: User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Dynasties (done)

Lore Fragments: User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Lore Fragments (lots of unfinished fragments)

One Word: User:Ch4zm/December 2021/One Word (done)

Elements: User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Elements

Toroidal: Stealing the Hellmouth Crown: User:Ch4zm/December 2021/Toroidal

January 2022

Poster tasks:

  • Upload each poster
  • Add team categories to each poster
  • Each team's page should include relevant poster in Art section

Team category tasks:

  • Each Golly league team should have a category page
  • Each category page should use CTeam template
  • Each template should use PAGENAME special variable

TB/AA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNrPZYARzgo

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Team Categories

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Season Categories

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/New Crowns

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Lore Fragments

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Bananas Lore Fragments

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Sneakers Lore Fragments

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Hellmouth Cup Heist

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Blog

User:Ch4zm/January 2022/Org Chart and Logos

DET page does not mention the Double Choke anywhere???

February 2022

Deep clean of team pages:

Head:

  • Ensure using CTeam template at top
  • Ensure infobox goes before intro text

Tail:

  • Ensure navbox section header
  • Ensure correct team/league navboxes
  • Ensure team category applied
  • Ensure cup categories applied

(done)

Update all Toroidal Cup series participants (posters, toroidal cup tags, etc.)

Add the Squeaky Sweep - Season 17 sweep of the BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists by the SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders , resulting "One Point Wonder" nickname

Fixing records:

Lore:

Lots of manual work:

  • User:Ch4zm/February 2022/Dynasty Pages
    • For each dynasty: include the templates needed to show their route through the postseason
    • three sections for each of the three wins
    • flawless dynasties - show the losses that were part of the dynasty too

June 2022

Here's a thought:

  • it's getting hard to keep track of dynasties
  • have to edit the team's page, add categories
  • keep the categories organized
  • then have to add the same categories to the team logo
  • etc etc etc

to make it automated: create templates like {{SBCTeamCategories}}

that just inserts categories

Also went through and updated all of the dyasty templates:

golly:

peninsula:

July 2022

Dynasties

Toroidal:

Klein:

Star:

Expanded Records Templates

all time division and championship series points

all time division and championship series ppg

all time division and championship and cup series wins

Peninsula League Team Categories on Team Pages

Golly League Team Categories to Team Pages

August 2022

PGM Dynasty

OSHA Dynasty

TB Dynasty

November 2022

I miss Golly.

Lore

Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/November 2022/Lore Jam

Team Mottoes

User:Ch4zm/November 2022/Mottoes

Lists

Teams Lists

Adding lists of teams:

Peninsula:

Teams Navboxes

{{Navbox golly teams}}

{{Navbox klein teams}}

{{Navbox peninsula teams}}

December 2022

Lore

Dec 2022 LORE JAM

Dec 2022 LORE FRAGMENTS

Fragments:

Dec 2022 Lists for Lore

Lists for lore:

Dec 2022 Lists

Season Rankings

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Season Rankings

  • Lots to dig into here
  • top 10 and bottom 10 backstories will create lots of lore
  • can also supplement emerging narrative of each team

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Season Rankings/SAC

  • RankLists for SAC - for particular team

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Quantile Seasons Bar Chart

  • bar chart
  • Top 5 postseason: SFBS, AA, FWPT, EA, MILF
  • Bottom 5 postseason: DET, DET, MILF, DET, FF
  • Top 5 season: ORL, AA, TB, FWPT, BTX
  • Bottom 5 season: DECO, FF, AA, SDBA, SAC

RankLists

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Ranked Lists

  • finished all cups, all-time all-teams lists and by-teams lists
  • finished rainbow cup classes 2022-12-18
  • finished expanding AllTime rank lists from seasons to postseasons

Dec 2022 Dynasties

{{KleinDynasties}}

Missing a MILF Klein Cup dynasty...

https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Template:MILFTeamCategories&action=edit

https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Template:KleinDynastiesGallery&action=edit

  • add MILF image to that gallery

https://wiki.golly.life/wiki/Template:KleinDynastyMILFFragment

https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Template:KleinDynasties&action=edit

https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Dynasty/MILF/Klein&action=edit

Dec 2022 Summaries

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Season Summaries

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/All Teams Season By Season <--- THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT

Dec 2022 ChatGPT

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/ChatGPT AA

Dec 2022 Wiki Reorg

Start with the homepage reorg:

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Homepage Reorg

Now that we're almost done with that... realizing that the next big one will be teams reorg:

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Teams Reorg

Also need to do some records reorganization:

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Records Reorg

Dec 2022 Lore Recipe

What we need here is the following:

  • How to write a lore fragment
  • How to create a standalone page for a single lore fragment
  • How to create a standalone page for multiple lore fragments

User:Ch4zm/Lore Recipe

Now, put it into action:

User:Ch4zm/Lore Cleanup

Dec 2022 Teams Season Schedules

For each team, for each season,

Have a printed list of the details and outcomes from each game

This would be done in the wiki repo...

Make sure and add postseason/division magic numbers too!

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Team Season Schedules

WAIT! Before we comb through team season schedules to come up with new lore, we need to nail down the recipes.

Dec 2022 Crowns Reorg

Reorganize the infobox, and lay out the pattern for crown lore fragments better:

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Crowns Reorg

Dec 2022 Seasons Reorg

Reorganize the seasons pages, also to accommodate lore fragments:

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Seasons Reorg

Dec 2022 Postseason Infobox

Following up from working on the teams page reorganization

Add infobox to show division titles, league pennants, and cup championships

User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Postseason Infobox

Dec 2022 Postseason Numbers

Postseason hunt analysis:

  • poistseason race
  • in hte hunt
  • partytime
  • wooden spoon

NFL - 16 games, usually play opponents twice... nice medium between 49 and 9. (there is something unsatisfying about having each team play twice, and having even splits so often.)

Funny how, when I saw the postseason format, I immediately recognized exactly how it works. "Oh yup they just take the top four and then the next top three"

(like, yeah, of course you can have a whole division in the postseason)

...

Can update the season summaries with "eliminated on day X"

...

January 2023

Governance

here's the big idea: the bureacuracy scatters everywhere

we can have whatever facilities we want, anywhere we want,

leave HCC behind, big world out there

got rid of GovernanceJumbo template, simplified everything

now we just have to pick out some locations, some headquarters,

Secondary Colors

User:Ch4zm/January 2023/Secondary Colors

Stick To Your Guns

Embrace what we have. Can still work MNF or TNF concept into the mix. Key is to make this a mode thing, not change data structure drastically.

Also, we aren't anywhere near ready enough to start things back up. Let's just... marinate in the past for a little while. While we have the chance.

Lore Challenge

trying to come up with similar analogies - sports that aren't individual, entirely about the team

only one I can think of, really, is Jelle's Marble Runs (which, even there, doesn't each marble have a name?)

nope, even Jelle's has a team captain

do you need a new captain every time you get shut out??? "severe injury"

October 2023

Hellmouth II Cup

Started Hellmouth II in June

Now it's time to fill in the wiki

{{Navbox hellmouth ii teams}} <-- {{Navbox klein teams}}

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Wiki bot retrofit

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Pages to create by hand

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Crown updates

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Files for new cup

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Lore

User:Ch4zm/Hellmouth II/Ranked Lists <-- User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Ranked Lists

Pennant and Title Tables

{{HellmouthIICupColdPennantTable}}

This template could be refreshed - to look like the Cup table, and list the winner, series split, and loser

{{HellmouthIICupColdWaterTitleTable}}

This template (hellmouth ii) provides a season win-loss column... Further supplement

{{HellmouthCupColdWaterTitleTable}}

Maybe a page to collect all these for each cup? I dunno.

never mind: Hellmouth II Cup/Pennants

Adding Record Lists to Cup Page

https://wiki.golly.life/wiki/Hellmouth_II_Cup#Hellmouth_II_Cup_Ranked_Seasons_and_Postseasons

Section name: Hellmouth II Cup Ranked Seasons and Postseasons

New pages:

November 2023

Expanding Records to Division Matchups

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Records Division Matchups

Team Page Shortcuts

Example: ORL redirect to Orlando Business Majors

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Team Page Shortcuts

Rules

Each cup needs a rules page

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Cup Rules Pages

Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Detroit Lore Jam

Revisiting mottoes

User:Ch4zm/November 2022/Mottoes#google translate

Midwest II vs Fresh Kicks

Season 21 LCS:

  • Seattle Sneakers vs Phoenix Freshrolls
  • Detroit Grape Chews vs Fargo Flea Flickers

Sutro Tower

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Sutro Tower Lore Jam

Crown Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Crown Lore Jam

Promotional Poster Phrases

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Promotional Poster Phrases

Star II

What is required to expand to the Star II Cup?

User:Ch4zm/New Cup Season Pages

User:Ch4zm#October 2023

make a new page with tasks:

these should be automatically populated:

Ranked Seasons and Postseasons Pages

User:Ch4zm/November 2023/Ranked Seasons and Postseasons Pages

Intrinsic vs Extrinsic Choke

Hellmouth II/Season 3/Postseason

bpt vs ff

bpt vs tb

bpt vs ff

https://ii.golly.life/simulator/index.html?gameId=18eaf587-eeff-4d2c-b189-e8cd2022c4cd

Individual Seasons - Rank List

where does this come from? none for other cups... ??

Toroidal/Season 21 has it on the season page, but not consistently showing up on other Toroidal season pages.

December 2023

Hellmouth III and Star III

User:Ch4zm/New Cup Season Pages

The list of pages for Star II: User:Ch4zm/Star II Cup

For this time around:


August 2024

Dynasties

Hellmouth IV:

Star IV:

December 2024

See User:Ch4zm/New Cup Season Pages

(Should we automate any of this?)

Hellmouth V

Star V

Lore Dec 2024

lore jam https://wiki.golly.life/wiki/User:Ch4zm#December_2022

where to go from here?

  • lore jams have some good ideas
  • artwork? graphics? (take those and put them on virtual t-shirts)

Getting closer to scratching the itch, and resolving the issue with lore.

None of the lore is adding useful/fun character (motto, slogan, cheer, word, element, none of it).

memes

taking inspiration from recent sports t-shirts, can rely on a few templates:

  • "template" (like Sunday Funday, or the outline of a person/shared graphic) (can duplicate and change color scheme)
  • same phrase? different phrases? references to lore?
  • sunday funday
  • DUUUUUUVAAAAAAL
  • You Can't Do That
  • JET'S PIZZA tricolor stripes

More?

  • retro super bowl logos
  • party like it's generation 5967
  • happy valentine's day

another template that can work well:

  • A& B& C& D

History navboxes

These are completely not useful. Figure something out here. I don't know.

Promotional Poster Phrases:

(These could also be useful for memes, graphics, etc.)

Dig for Weirdness

Need to dig deep to find the weird stuff, the unusual, the unfortunate

  • take inspiration from real life curses/unfortunate situations/hero runs
  • detroit lions - "won't win for 50 years", accumulate worst record in entire league, never made it to super bowl, 1 single playoff win during that entire period (prior to 2023)
  • cleveland sports curse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_sports_curse
  • super bowl hangover
  • Australian national team hiring a witch doctor, whose curse worked against hte opposition, but backfired when they didn't pay the witch doctor (seems very DECO)
  • "the bride of europe" or "the second of europe" - constantly reaching final round but failing to win, or constantly coming in as runners up
  • Dallas Cowboys - constantly winning when it matters least (teams that choke at the back end of the season - second half record, 1/2/3 thirds)
  • Divisional Curse - team getting eliminated from every division series (Quinto Partido)
  • Rangers/Devils - "94 and never more"
  • Maple Leafs - second most championships all time, but longest current drought without winning Stanley Cup
  • Red Right 88: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Right_88 ("throw it into Lake Eerie")

other things we can look for:

  • unusual streaks/records of one team beating the other
  • teams that give up repeated series leads
  • very low ratio of LCS wins/LDS wins, or HCS wins/LCS wins
  • for each team, for each HCS win, calculate the wait between each one
  • longest active playoff droughts, among teams...
  • longest active HCS droughts, among teams...

ultimately, this is going to require the obvious: golly spice.

Drill Baby Drill

Pick one team - the Detroit Grape Chews - and go all in

https://wiki.golly.life/wiki/User:Ch4zm/November_2023/Detroit_Lore_Jam

The lore, the memes, the t-shirts, the back-story, the roller coaster of seasons, the unfortunate situations

Mine all of it, but use THIS TEAM as the focus, figure out what to look for by finding all the skeletons in their closet and then going from there

Delaware Corporate Shells Art and Meme Ideas

art ideas:

  • Madoff posterized outline, motto in script on either side, delaware corporate shells

meme ideas:

  • dela where
  • it's not about the money / it's about sending a message
  • "I know a guy"
  • "We can make that happen"
  • (similar movie quotes - The Sopranos)

(Getting into Jersey territory here)

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