User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Animals Lore Jam

Movie and TV Quote Division

Finding Nemo - The Seagulls

• Image: The seagulls staring intently.
• Text: Instead of "Mine? Mine? Mine?", it's "BALLOON? ANIMAL? BALLOON? ANIMAL? SAN DIEGO?"

Zoolander - "The files are in the computer?"

• Image: Two Balloon Animal players looking with utter confusion at a tablet displaying the team's playbook.
• Player 1: "The plays... they're in the squeaky light box?"
• Player 2: Nods slowly, mouth agape.

Kowalski, say something smart

• "The San Diego Balloon Animals"

Original Format Division

The "San Diego Sports Curse" Juxtaposition

• Image: A split screen.
• Top: A black-and-white photo of a dejected-looking fan from a past Padres or Chargers playoff loss. Labeled: "San Diego sports fans who have endured decades of heartbreak."
• Bottom: A full-color, chaotic photo of a Balloon Animal player ecstatically trying to wear a traffic cone as a hat. Labeled: "Us, who just found a cool orange hat."
• Overall Caption: "We are not the same."

Classic Meme Format Division

The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme

• BF: "The San Diego Balloon Animals"
• GF ignoring: "Winning the game"
• GF distraction: "a shiny hot dog wrapper"

Drake hotline:

• Drake looking displeased (Top Panel): "Following the game plan" or "Silent count"
• Drake looking pleased (Bottom Panel): "BANGING ON A LOCKER WITH A HELMET" with the caption "THE SAN DIEGO BALLOON ANIMALS"