User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Animals Lore Jam

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Movie and TV Quote Division

Finding Nemo - The Seagulls

  • Image: The seagulls staring intently.
  • Text: Instead of "Mine? Mine? Mine?", it's "BALLOON? ANIMAL? BALLOON? ANIMAL? SAN DIEGO?"

Zoolander - "The files are in the computer?"

  • Image: Two Balloon Animal players looking with utter confusion at a tablet displaying the team's playbook.
  • Player 1: "The plays... they're in the squeaky light box?"
  • Player 2: Nods slowly, mouth agape.

Kowalski, say something smart

  • "The San Diego Balloon Animals"

Classic Meme Format Division

The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme

  • BF: "The San Diego Balloon Animals"
  • GF ignoring: "Winning the game"
  • GF distraction: "a shiny hot dog wrapper"

Drake hotline:

  • Drake looking displeased (Top Panel): "Following the game plan" or "Silent count"
  • Drake looking pleased (Bottom Panel): "BANGING ON A LOCKER WITH A HELMET" with the caption "THE SAN DIEGO BALLOON ANIMALS"

The Chargers' Departure (Balloon Animal Logic)

  • Format: "Panik, Kalm, Panik" meme.
  • Face (Kalm): "Get to play football game in San Diego."
  • Face (Panik): "Coach say other team leave San Diego for 'L.A.'"
  • Face (Kalm): "Mean more room for our cardboard boxes in old clubhouse?"

Original Format Division

The "San Diego Sports Curse" Juxtaposition

  • Image: A split screen.
  • Top: A black-and-white photo of a dejected-looking fan from a past Padres or Chargers playoff loss. Labeled: "San Diego sports fans who have endured decades of heartbreak."
  • Bottom: A full-color, chaotic photo of a Balloon Animal player ecstatically trying to wear a traffic cone as a hat. Labeled: "Us, who just found a cool orange hat."
  • Overall Caption: "We are not the same."

"San Diego Super Chargers" Song

  • Image: Animal from the Muppets at his drum kit, a blur of motion and flailing hair.
  • Text: "SAN! DEE-AY-GO! BALLOON! ANIMALS! ... we do the charging! With our heads!"

Burrito Incident

  • Format: "Expectation vs. Reality"
  • Expectation: A photo of a perfectly constructed California burrito from a local taco shop. Caption: "How you're supposed to eat a California Burrito."
  • Reality: A picture of a Balloon Animal player holding a burrito with a giant bite taken out of the side (the middle), with french fries and guacamole spilling everywhere. Caption: "BALLOON ANIMAL WAY!"
  • Alternative Reality: A player is holding two burritos and using them as drumsticks on his helmet.
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