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The following is an incomplete list of notable members of the Jersey OSHA Violations organization, past and present:

  • The Godfather - nickname for the owner(s) of the franchise (true identity unknown)
  • Accidental Dismemberment - chief legal counsel, Jersey OSHA Violations Legal Team
  • Ambulanzé Chaise-Arré - a hot-shot celebrity tort lawyer who joined the Jersey OSHA Violations as a free agent for the Toroidal Cup
  • Junior Perfect - a top-notch paralegal who ensures everything in the legal office runs smoothly; Perfect has an eagle eye for detail and ensures every capital I is dotted and every capital T is crossed