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The Season 17 LDS rematch between the 
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
and the 
Long Beach Flightless Birds
was less a series and more a bullying session. The Birds, still psychologically scarred from the Season 15 Two-Point Eye Poke, tried to play conservatively. The Tuners responded by intentionally mimicking the Birds' own oscillation patterns, but playing them slightly off-key. It drove the Long Beach collective insane. The 3-0 sweep was a mercy killing; the Birds spent most of the series trying to debug their own sensors rather than playing the game.
| Season 17 Cold League Division Series Results Table | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
vs. Long Beach Flightless Birds
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| Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
| Game 1 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 251 | 45.02% | 138 | Long Beach Flightless Birds | 1,542 |  cb7bcade-eb31-48de-b886-f4778d782163
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| Game 2 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 179 | 13.41% | 155 | Long Beach Flightless Birds | 1,984 | e15ca0c6-aa98-467c-941c-505c934d8e18
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| Game 3 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 142 | 21.13% | 112 | Long Beach Flightless Birds | 3,858 | 2b2c435b-e1a5-4a36-b004-1bbc7d44cae8
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