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{{Infobox team
| name = Baltimore Piano Tuners
| abbr = BPT
| color = 3e92cc
| league = Unwest
| division = Cold
| slogan = Cheaters Get What Cheaters Deserve!
| hometown = Baltimore
| celebrity_mascot = Sad Emoji
| stadium = 
| rivals = the respect of the league
| antirivals = 
| arcana =  Temperance (XIV)
| arcana_title = Daughter of the Reconcilers
| emoji = 🎹
| word = Condemned
| element = Water
}}
The {{CTeam|BPT}} are a Golly team from Baltimore, Marlyand. They are the offspring of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] and are the humiliated husk of a former team that used to be known, at one time, as the {{CTeam|FWPT}} but are now known as the most pathetic pack of cheating losers who ever played a splort. The Baltimore Piano Tuners joined the Golly league in [[Toroidal/Season 21]], and continued on into the Rainbow league in [[Rainbow/Season 1]].

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==Team Character==

The Piano Tuners are a pack of cheaters who got what was coming to them. What else can be said?

There is, however, one tiny glimmer of hope working in the Piano Tuners' favor, which is that they are in the same [[Rainbow Cup]] division as the {{CTeam|DET}}, the only team that is an active [[Choke Artists|Choke Artist]] (has never made it to a single championship series, ever, like, ever. Zero pennants. Zilch. Nada.)

===Revision of the Above Statement===

Due to the superb postseason record of the {{CTeam|FWPT}}, many anticipated that a change of hometown and team colors would not have a significant impact on the Tuners.

'''Many were wrong.'''

Ever since the Tuners were forced to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals and become the {{CTeam|BPT}}, they have never reached a championship series. They remain one of only two active teams with no appearances in a championship series.

'''The term for such teams is [[Choke Artist]].'''

===Scientific Debate - Extrinsic Versus Intrinsic===

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==Piano Tuners in the Rainbow Cup==

==Season by Season Summary==

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==Art==

===Logo and Branding===

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==Navboxes==

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