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The Season 17 LDS rematch between the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners and the Long Beach Flightless Birds was less a series and more a bullying session. The Birds, still psychologically scarred from the Season 15 Two-Point Eye Poke, tried to play conservatively. The Tuners responded by intentionally mimicking the Birds' own oscillation patterns, but playing them slightly off-key. It drove the Long Beach collective insane. The 3-0 sweep was a mercy killing; the Birds spent most of the series trying to debug their own sensors rather than playing the game.

Season 17 Cold League Division Series Results Table
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Long Beach Flightless Birds
	Winner	W Score	Margin	L Score	Loser	Generations	Link
Game 1	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	251	45.02%	138	Long Beach Flightless Birds	1,542	cb7bcade-eb31-48de-b886-f4778d782163
Game 2	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	179	13.41%	155	Long Beach Flightless Birds	1,984	e15ca0c6-aa98-467c-941c-505c934d8e18
Game 3	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	142	21.13%	112	Long Beach Flightless Birds	3,858	2b2c435b-e1a5-4a36-b004-1bbc7d44cae8

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-The rematch between the {{CTeam|FWPT}} and the {{CTeam|LBFB}} was less a series and more a bullying session. The Birds, still psychologically scarred from the [[Season 15]] [[Two-Point Eye Poke]], tried to play conservatively. The Tuners responded by intentionally mimicking the Birds' own oscillation patterns, but playing them slightly off-key. It drove the Long Beach collective insane. The 3-0 sweep was a mercy killing; the Birds spent most of the series trying to debug their own sensors rather than playing the game.
+The [[Season 17]] LDS rematch between the {{CTeam|FWPT}} and the {{CTeam|LBFB}} was less a series and more a bullying session. The Birds, still psychologically scarred from the [[Season 15]] [[Two-Point Eye Poke]], tried to play conservatively. The Tuners responded by intentionally mimicking the Birds' own oscillation patterns, but playing them slightly off-key. It drove the Long Beach collective insane. The 3-0 sweep was a mercy killing; the Birds spent most of the series trying to debug their own sensors rather than playing the game.
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