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* SFBS emerged as dominant Hellmouth Cup champions, and won the final Hellmouth Cup series | * SFBS emerged as dominant Hellmouth Cup champions, and won the final Hellmouth Cup series | ||
* Previously, champions would "borrow" the Hellmouth Cup and pass it on to the next champion in a ceremony | * Previously, champions would "borrow" the Hellmouth Cup and pass it on to the next champion in a ceremony | ||
* Commissioner awarded SFBS the Hellmouth Cup | * Commissioner awarded SFBS the Hellmouth Cup | ||
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| + | ==Hellmouth Cup Heist== | ||
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| + | [[Hellmouth Cup Heist]] | ||
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| + | {{Tl|Navbox heist}} | ||
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| + | {{Tl|Infobox heist}} | ||
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| + | ===1st Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist=== | ||
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| + | {{Main|Hellmouth Cup Heist/1}} | ||
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* Initiated a tradition: holder of the HC would become the next champion | * Initiated a tradition: holder of the HC would become the next champion | ||
| − | + | 1st Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist infobox: | |
| + | * SDBA steals it from SFBS | ||
| − | + | ===2nd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist=== | |
| − | + | * season 2: DET, completely desperate for a postseason appearance, steal the crown, and everything starts to go wrong | |
| − | + | the grape chews begin their descent: | |
| + | * great season counterbalanced by poor attendance | ||
| + | * fistfights spread to the fans, grape chews booed loudly at home, while traveling, everywhere, | ||
| + | * successfully made it to postseason | ||
| + | * (behind the milwaukee flamingos) | ||
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| + | postseason: toroidal season 2 LDS: | ||
| + | * DET facing SGE | ||
| + | * kicked out of the only hotel in sugar grove, in the middle of the night, the night before the last game of the series | ||
| + | * grape chews got carried away with the ol' Jersey Courage | ||
| + | * accidentally trashed the hotel room | ||
| + | * kicked out of the only hotel in sugar grove | ||
| + | * stole a microwave from the room, drove to a field, rigged up the microwave with a car battery and a satellite dish and attempted to contact UFOs | ||
| + | * arrested, released just before winning Game 4, permanently banned from ever returning to Sugar Grove | ||
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| + | 2nd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist | ||
| + | * DET steals it from SDBA | ||
| + | * it doesn't work | ||
| + | * they return it | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===3rd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist=== | ||
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| + | * at end of S2, DET announces they took the Hellmouth Cup | ||
| + | * they return it unceremoniously to the SFBS | ||
| + | * Reported stolen the next day | ||
| + | * EA announce they have taken it | ||
| + | * HC S3 rightfully theirs, borrowing it to win, will return when done | ||
| + | * straightforward and no-nonsense | ||
| + | * here is the cup back | ||
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| + | 3rd annual hellmouth cup heist: | ||
| + | * EA steals it from SFBS | ||
| + | * it works | ||
| + | * they return it ceremoniously | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===4th Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist=== | ||
| − | + | * at the end of S3, EA ceremoniously returned the Hellmouth Cup | |
| + | * next morning, hellmouth cup was reported missing from the SFBS safehouse | ||
| + | * (top floor of a 14-story building, former robber baron's roost) | ||
| + | * it had been replaced with a life-sized marble statue of a cow | ||
| + | * no one sure how it was humanly possible | ||
| + | * harder to remove than an actual cow | ||
| + | * suspicion fell upon the BTX | ||
| + | * [[Double Choke]] | ||
| + | * BTX returns it at the conclusion of the season, handing-over ceremony | ||
| + | * many jokes about how this was the only way the BTX would ever meet a Hot League team | ||
Latest revision as of 00:59, 22 January 2022
Runup
Runup:
- SFBS emerged as dominant Hellmouth Cup champions, and won the final Hellmouth Cup series
- Previously, champions would "borrow" the Hellmouth Cup and pass it on to the next champion in a ceremony
- Commissioner awarded SFBS the Hellmouth Cup
Hellmouth Cup Heist
{{Navbox heist}}
{{Infobox heist}}
1st Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist
Main: Hellmouth Cup Heist/1
The Heist:
- The morning after the awards ceremony, the first day of the Toroidal Cup, they announced that the Hellmouth Cup had been stolen during the night
- suspects list:
- EA, long bitter about their Season 3 defeat at the hands of the Boat Shoes and The Bug,
- OSHA, long bitter about their Season 12 defeat at the hands of the Boat Shoes, and friends of the SS, with whom the SFBS had a long-standing feud
- SDBA, long bitter about their Season 6 defeat at the hands of the Boat Shoes,
- LBFB, bitter about being humiliated twice by the Boat Shoes in Seasons 18 and 20
- SAC, bitter rivals of the SFBS
- balloon animals - planned and executed the heist
- successful winning season, #1 seed in postseason
- reached the Hellmouth Cup series
- announced they had stolen the legendary artifact, it had given them victory, and they were now destined to win the TCS
- DECO stole the HC from the SDBA, won the TCS
- Initiated a tradition: holder of the HC would become the next champion
1st Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist infobox:
- SDBA steals it from SFBS
2nd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist
- season 2: DET, completely desperate for a postseason appearance, steal the crown, and everything starts to go wrong
the grape chews begin their descent:
- great season counterbalanced by poor attendance
- fistfights spread to the fans, grape chews booed loudly at home, while traveling, everywhere,
- successfully made it to postseason
- (behind the milwaukee flamingos)
postseason: toroidal season 2 LDS:
- DET facing SGE
- kicked out of the only hotel in sugar grove, in the middle of the night, the night before the last game of the series
- grape chews got carried away with the ol' Jersey Courage
- accidentally trashed the hotel room
- kicked out of the only hotel in sugar grove
- stole a microwave from the room, drove to a field, rigged up the microwave with a car battery and a satellite dish and attempted to contact UFOs
- arrested, released just before winning Game 4, permanently banned from ever returning to Sugar Grove
2nd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist
- DET steals it from SDBA
- it doesn't work
- they return it
3rd Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist
- at end of S2, DET announces they took the Hellmouth Cup
- they return it unceremoniously to the SFBS
- Reported stolen the next day
- EA announce they have taken it
- HC S3 rightfully theirs, borrowing it to win, will return when done
- straightforward and no-nonsense
- here is the cup back
3rd annual hellmouth cup heist:
- EA steals it from SFBS
- it works
- they return it ceremoniously
4th Annual Hellmouth Cup Heist
- at the end of S3, EA ceremoniously returned the Hellmouth Cup
- next morning, hellmouth cup was reported missing from the SFBS safehouse
- (top floor of a 14-story building, former robber baron's roost)
- it had been replaced with a life-sized marble statue of a cow
- no one sure how it was humanly possible
- harder to remove than an actual cow
- suspicion fell upon the BTX
- Double Choke
- BTX returns it at the conclusion of the season, handing-over ceremony
- many jokes about how this was the only way the BTX would ever meet a Hot League team
