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Delaware Corporate Shells

Meme Ideas

Madoff - posterized outlne, motto in script, ether side, DECO
Dela/Where
It's not about the money / it's about sending a message
"I know a guy"
"Make it happen"

...oh these are really fucking good:

Movie & TV Quote Division:

"I'm in the empire business." - Walter White, Breaking Bad. (A still of a single, dominant Shells pattern slowly consuming the entire board.)
"It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather. (The final, winning cell of a game appears, turning the tide in an instant.)

Financial Jargon & Corporate Lingo Division

"Hostile Takeover" (The Shells' pattern completely wiping an opponent's complex setup off the board in just a few generations.)
"We're Not Losing, We're Undergoing a Market Correction." (The scoreboard showing a lopsided loss for the Shells.)
"Intangible Assets" (A picture of the Shells' logo over a completely empty playing field before a match starts.)
"Aggressive Restructuring" (Explains any seemingly self-destructive play. It's not a mistake; it's a planned demolition for future development.)

Classic Meme Format Division

Drake Hotline Bling Format
- (Drake waving away) Text: "Winning the Hellmouth Cup"
- (Drake approving) Text: "Finding a loophole that makes our wins tax-deductible against the heat-death of the universe"

"They Don't Know..." Format
- Text: "They don't know my entire collective consciousness is legally domiciled in a P.O. box to avoid metaphysical tariffs."

Is This A Pigeon? Format
- Visual: A character pointing at a chaotic, cancerous-looking pattern that the Shells just used to win.
- Text: "Is this a legitimate growth strategy?"

Galaxy Brain Format
- Level 1: "Winning the game."
- Level 2: "Dominating the league."
- Level 3: "Maximizing shareholder value."
- Level 4 (Galaxy Brain): "Structuring our victory as a subsidiary entity to shield the parent corporation from the existential horror of achievement."

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 * "I know a guy"
 * "Make it happen"
+...oh these are really fucking good:
+Movie & TV Quote Division:
+* "I'm in the empire business." - Walter White, Breaking Bad. (A still of a single, dominant Shells pattern slowly consuming the entire board.)
+* "It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather. (The final, winning cell of a game appears, turning the tide in an instant.)
+Financial Jargon & Corporate Lingo Division
+* "Hostile Takeover" (The Shells' pattern completely wiping an opponent's complex setup off the board in just a few generations.)
+* "We're Not Losing, We're Undergoing a Market Correction." (The scoreboard showing a lopsided loss for the Shells.)
+* "Intangible Assets" (A picture of the Shells' logo over a completely empty playing field before a match starts.)
+* "Aggressive Restructuring" (Explains any seemingly self-destructive play. It's not a mistake; it's a planned demolition for future development.)
+Classic Meme Format Division
+* Drake Hotline Bling Format
+** (Drake waving away) Text: "Winning the Hellmouth Cup"
+** (Drake approving) Text: "Finding a loophole that makes our wins tax-deductible against the heat-death of the universe"
+* "They Don't Know..." Format
+** Text: "They don't know my entire collective consciousness is legally domiciled in a P.O. box to avoid metaphysical tariffs."
+* Is This A Pigeon? Format
+** Visual: A character pointing at a chaotic, cancerous-looking pattern that the Shells just used to win.
+** Text: "Is this a legitimate growth strategy?"
+* Galaxy Brain Format
+** Level 1: "Winning the game."
+** Level 2: "Dominating the league."
+** Level 3: "Maximizing shareholder value."
+** Level 4 (Galaxy Brain): "Structuring our victory as a subsidiary entity to shield the parent corporation from the existential horror of achievement."