User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Delaware Lore Jam

Delaware Corporate Shells

Meme Ideas

• Madoff - posterized outlne, motto in script, ether side, DECO
• Dela/Where
• It's not about the money / it's about sending a message
• "I know a guy"
• "Make it happen"
• GO TO DELAWARE / DO CRIMES

...oh these are really fucking good:

Movie & TV Quote Division:

• "I'm in the empire business." - Walter White, Breaking Bad. (A still of a single, dominant Shells pattern slowly consuming the entire board.)
• "It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather. (The final, winning cell of a game appears, turning the tide in an instant.)

Financial Jargon & Corporate Lingo Division

• "Hostile Takeover" (The Shells' pattern completely wiping an opponent's complex setup off the board in just a few generations.)
• "We're Not Losing, We're Undergoing a Market Correction." (The scoreboard showing a lopsided loss for the Shells.)
• "Intangible Assets" (A picture of the Shells' logo over a completely empty playing field before a match starts.)
• "Aggressive Restructuring" (Explains any seemingly self-destructive play. It's not a mistake; it's a planned demolition for future development.)

Classic Meme Format Division

• Drake Hotline Bling Format
  • (Drake waving away) Text: "Winning the Hellmouth Cup"
  • (Drake approving) Text: "Finding a loophole that makes our wins tax-deductible against the heat-death of the universe"

• "They Don't Know..." Format
  • Text: "They don't know my entire collective consciousness is legally domiciled in a P.O. box to avoid metaphysical tariffs."

• Is This A Pigeon? Format
  • Visual: A character pointing at a chaotic, cancerous-looking pattern that the Shells just used to win.
  • Text: "Is this a legitimate growth strategy?"

• Galaxy Brain Format
  • Level 1: "Winning the game."
  • Level 2: "Dominating the league."
  • Level 3: "Maximizing shareholder value."
  • Level 4 (Galaxy Brain): "Structuring our victory as a subsidiary entity to shield the parent corporation from the existential horror of achievement."

With the Shells, the crime is the point.

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MEMORANDUM

TO: Opposing Collectives
FROM: The Board, Delaware Corporate Shells
SUBJECT: Redundancy Notification

This memo serves as official notice that your patterns have been 
identified as redundant. Your functions will be absorbed into our 
operations, effective end of game. We thank you for your service.