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| − | Sometime during that match between the {{CTeam|SS}} and the {{CTeam|SDBA}}, the Sneakers were at a critical point in their formation, when a rare, benevolent pattern known as [[Gilbert the Albatross]] formed on the grid. | + | Sometime during that match between the {{CTeam|SS}} and the {{CTeam|SDBA}}, the Sneakers were at a critical point in their formation, when a rare, benevolent pattern known as [[Gilbert the Albatross]] formed on the grid. Gilbert was a neutral, distinctive oscillator rarely found in the wild: mathematically perfect, and a signal of a "good south wind" (strong momentum carrying a team to victory) in the simulator. |
Rather than let the pattern pass, or using its wake to build a stable defense, the Sneakers - aggressively living up to their [[Sine metu]] (without fear) motto - targeted the anomaly, firing at it with a glider from a cross-bow. Gilbert the Albatross was rapidly dismantled into spare cells to fuel a temporary rush, and Seattle won their match - but inadvertently killed the luck that made the breeze blow. Killing [[Gilbert the Albatross]] marked the Sneakers team with a curse, that whenever they would reach the precipice of a championship, the wind beneath their sails would mysteriously die, their patterns would stagnate, and they would slowly twist in the wind until the inevitable decay of their patterns. | Rather than let the pattern pass, or using its wake to build a stable defense, the Sneakers - aggressively living up to their [[Sine metu]] (without fear) motto - targeted the anomaly, firing at it with a glider from a cross-bow. Gilbert the Albatross was rapidly dismantled into spare cells to fuel a temporary rush, and Seattle won their match - but inadvertently killed the luck that made the breeze blow. Killing [[Gilbert the Albatross]] marked the Sneakers team with a curse, that whenever they would reach the precipice of a championship, the wind beneath their sails would mysteriously die, their patterns would stagnate, and they would slowly twist in the wind until the inevitable decay of their patterns. | ||
By the end of the [[Hellmouth Cup]], the Sneakers had lost two [[Hellmouth Cup]] series, in addition to several early-round exits from the postseason, leaving them searching in vain for their first Cup win. | By the end of the [[Hellmouth Cup]], the Sneakers had lost two [[Hellmouth Cup]] series, in addition to several early-round exits from the postseason, leaving them searching in vain for their first Cup win. | ||
Revision as of 02:09, 19 November 2025
On the very first day of Golly, in the very first game ever played by the 
Seattle Sneakers
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14d8af13-a6aa-4c50-895d-a098ee47f6f6), something happened that would come to haunt the Sneakers for the rest of their existence. And that was the shooting of Gilbert the Albatross.
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'God save thee, ancient Mariner! -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" |
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Sometime during that match between the Seattle Sneakers
and the 
San Diego Balloon Animals
, the Sneakers were at a critical point in their formation, when a rare, benevolent pattern known as Gilbert the Albatross formed on the grid. Gilbert was a neutral, distinctive oscillator rarely found in the wild: mathematically perfect, and a signal of a "good south wind" (strong momentum carrying a team to victory) in the simulator.
Rather than let the pattern pass, or using its wake to build a stable defense, the Sneakers - aggressively living up to their Sine metu (without fear) motto - targeted the anomaly, firing at it with a glider from a cross-bow. Gilbert the Albatross was rapidly dismantled into spare cells to fuel a temporary rush, and Seattle won their match - but inadvertently killed the luck that made the breeze blow. Killing Gilbert the Albatross marked the Sneakers team with a curse, that whenever they would reach the precipice of a championship, the wind beneath their sails would mysteriously die, their patterns would stagnate, and they would slowly twist in the wind until the inevitable decay of their patterns.
By the end of the Hellmouth Cup, the Sneakers had lost two Hellmouth Cup series, in addition to several early-round exits from the postseason, leaving them searching in vain for their first Cup win.
