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The 
Jersey OSHA Violations
stadium is a lavish, state-of-the-art facility featuring:
- 47 steakhouses
- Seats with built-in butt-warmers
- Roof constructed of rare beryllium permanganate crystalline structure that had to be grown in zero gravity
- Dozens of hot tubs in the club locker rooms
- A sports car museum, closed to the public, featuring thousands of sports cars stored in an underground salt mine deep beneath the stadium (allegedly)
The OSHA Violations are the only team that consistently comes in above-budget despite being ranked last in attendance.
