Great Salt Lake Civil War
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Ever since the Ganja Gambit in Hellmouth II/Season 20 had led the 
Salt Lake Turbulence
to inadvertently ingest copious amounts of high-octane marijuana, achieve enlightenment, and mop the floor with the 
Long Beach Flightless Birds
, there had been an internal debate raging between two camps:
- The Enlightenmeh, who believed in embracing enlightenment, setting off on the yellow brick road lined with Electric Lettuce, and channeling vectors through hyperspace with the aid of ganja.
- The Orthodoxeh, those who believed the team should stick to their traditional ways, ignore the illusory siren call of the Devil's Lettuce, and get back to no-nonsense, hard-nosed mathematics.
[Category:SLC]]
