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The Salt Lake Turbulence
(The Burbs) are a Golly team from Salt Lake City, Utah. They joined the league in Season 16 and won their first Hellmouth Cup championship in Season 21, making them the first expansion team to win a championship.
Team Character
The Salt Lake Turbulence are amateur armchair experts in the physics of turbulence, and are well-known for their party trick of being able to deliver extemporaneous lectures on virtually any topic related to the subject of turbulence upon request.
Despite their insistence on being called "The Turbulence" both formally and informally, the Turbulence are more widely known throughout the league as "The Burbs". This has led to much confusion, since it sounds similar to "The Birds" (the nickname of the Long Beach Flightless Birds
). Despite all of the protesting, the Burbs nickname has stuck.
Turbulence in the Hellmouth Cup
Turbulence in the Toroidal Cup
Turbulence in the Rainbow Cup
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Salt Lake Turbulence
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Salt Lake Turbulence in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 16 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 17 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 18 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 21 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Season 24 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 2-4.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence in the Toroidal Cup
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- In Toroidal/Season 5 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 8 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 9 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 11 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 12 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Orlando Business Majors 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 21 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Elko Astronauts .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 23 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence in the Rainbow Cup
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- In Rainbow/Season 5 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 49๐ to finish 12๐ behind the first-place
Louisville Illusionists .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 7 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Albuquerque Solarpunks .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41๐ to finish 26๐ behind the first-place
Boylston Boogers .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 9 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 34๐ to finish 37๐ behind the first-place
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 16 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 17 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 21 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 61๐ to finish 12๐ ahead of the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Salt Lake Turbulence in the Klein Cup
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- In Klein/Season 3 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 4 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 6 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks .
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 8 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 13 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-1.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 14 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 17 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 18 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 21 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 3-4.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence in the Hellmouth II Cup
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- In Hellmouth II/Season 1 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Tucson Butchers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence in the Hellmouth III Cup
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- In Hellmouth III/Season 10 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Texas II 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas II 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 19 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 22 the Salt Lake Turbulence were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas II 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
- They swept the
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