User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Delaware Lore Jam

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Delaware Corporate Shells

Meme Ideas

  • Madoff - posterized outlne, motto in script, ether side, DECO
  • Dela/Where
  • It's not about the money / it's about sending a message
  • "I know a guy"
  • "Make it happen"
  • GO TO DELAWARE / DO CRIMES

...oh these are really fucking good:

Movie & TV Quote Division:

  • "I'm in the empire business." - Walter White, Breaking Bad. (A still of a single, dominant Shells pattern slowly consuming the entire board.)
  • "It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather. (The final, winning cell of a game appears, turning the tide in an instant.)

Financial Jargon & Corporate Lingo Division

  • "Hostile Takeover" (The Shells' pattern completely wiping an opponent's complex setup off the board in just a few generations.)
  • "We're Not Losing, We're Undergoing a Market Correction." (The scoreboard showing a lopsided loss for the Shells.)
  • "Intangible Assets" (A picture of the Shells' logo over a completely empty playing field before a match starts.)
  • "Aggressive Restructuring" (Explains any seemingly self-destructive play. It's not a mistake; it's a planned demolition for future development.)

Classic Meme Format Division

  • Drake Hotline Bling Format
    • (Drake waving away) Text: "Winning the Hellmouth Cup"
    • (Drake approving) Text: "Finding a loophole that makes our wins tax-deductible against the heat-death of the universe"
  • "They Don't Know..." Format
    • Text: "They don't know my entire collective consciousness is legally domiciled in a P.O. box to avoid metaphysical tariffs."
  • Is This A Pigeon? Format
    • Visual: A character pointing at a chaotic, cancerous-looking pattern that the Shells just used to win.
    • Text: "Is this a legitimate growth strategy?"
  • Galaxy Brain Format
    • Level 1: "Winning the game."
    • Level 2: "Dominating the league."
    • Level 3: "Maximizing shareholder value."
    • Level 4 (Galaxy Brain): "Structuring our victory as a subsidiary entity to shield the parent corporation from the existential horror of achievement."

With the Shells, the crime is the point.