The Lux

The Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium, called The Lux, consisting of several giant walls of expensive high-end luxury suites, which typically sit empty during games. Ticket prices for Delware Corporate Shells games typically run 100,000-400,000 times more than tickets for any other Golly team. The Delaware Corporate Shells would like to remind you that no accounts or descriptions of any game in the Delaware Corporate Shells home stadium may be televised, retransmitted, or rebroadcast, in full or in part, without the express written consent of the entire executive board of the Delaware Corporate Shells, which will never happen.