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(Hellmouth V/Season 20): Seeing that their major rivals, the Salt Lake Turbulence , were on the verge of stabilizing their internal infighting and bringing about a resolution to the Great Salt Lake Civil War via Lifestyle Weed, and finding themselves up against the wall in another 2-2 League Division Series matchup, the Long Beach Flightless Birds decided to resurrect the Safety Meeting playbook, conveniently mis-labeling a box of High Octane Couch-Lock Indica Indoor Fire joints as "Lifestyle Weed". As the Safety Meeting got underway, the Turbulence, imbibing highly psychoactive weed, felt the fragile stability of the calculated serenity crumble. The Great Salt Lake Civil War re-ignited. The Flightless Birds did hardly any work to seal the deal and win the series in Game 5.