Brake Master Cylinder

Brake Master Cylinder
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
Announcer, Alewife Arsonists
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Team Alewife Arsonists Born Sometime prior to Season 1 Hometown Alewife Education Some, presumably Occupation Radio broadcaster Splorts personality Team spokesperson (unofficial)

The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder is a radio announcer, sports personality, and unofficial team spokesperson for the Alewife Arsonists . Brake Master Cylinder calls every Alewife home game from a pirate radio broadcast from deep within the Concrete Cathedral, a.k.a. Alewife Station, and somehow finds ways to broadcast most away games as well. (Arsonist fans rely on the radio calls of the game because all broadcasts of Alewife games are blacked out for locals so nobody can actually watch the games.)