Goober Boylston
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 "Stand clear of the closing doors, please." | |||||||||
| Columnist, Boylston Boogers | |||||||||
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Goober Boylston is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist at the Boston Tribune newspaper, and is an unofficial spokesperson for the 
Boylston Boogers
(no relation).
Boylston on Boylston Violence
Goober Boylson's column covering the Boylston Boogers in the Boston Tribune is called "Boylston on Boylston Violence". Published weekly, it has been a flagship column for the newspaper, although Boylston is the only employee of the paper who has the slightest idea what Golly is.
