July 2025/Delaware Lore Jam

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Delaware Corporate Shells

Meme Ideas

  • Madoff - posterized outlne, motto in script, ether side, DECO
  • Dela/Where
  • It's not about the money / it's about sending a message
  • "I know a guy"
  • "Make it happen"
  • GO TO DELAWARE / DO CRIMES

...oh these are really fucking good:

Movie & TV Quote Division

  • "I'm in the empire business." - Walter White, Breaking Bad. (A still of a single, dominant Shells pattern slowly consuming the entire board.)
  • "It's not personal. It's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather. (The final, winning cell of a game appears, turning the tide in an instant.)
  • "I have to return some videotapes." - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho. (Caption: The Shells' official, nonsensical excuse for any bizarre or inexplicable pattern that seems to violate the rules of the game. It’s an alibi, not an explanation.)

Financial Jargon & Corporate Lingo Division

  • "Hostile Takeover" (The Shells' pattern completely wiping an opponent's complex setup off the board in just a few generations.)
  • "Market Correction" (The scoreboard showing a lopsided loss for the Shells.)
  • "Intangible Assets" (A picture of the Shells' logo over a completely empty playing field before a match starts.)
  • "Aggressive Restructuring" (Explains any seemingly self-destructive play. It's not a mistake; it's a planned demolition for future development.)
  • "Pump and Dump" (Lore: The Shells don't beat patterns; they manipulate market sentiment and then short the resulting bubble.)
  • "Leveraged Buyout" (Lore: The Shells won the Cup not with their own strength, but by using the accumulated losses and despair of their defeated opponents as leverage to acquire the ultimate prize.)
  • "Poison Pill" (Lore: This is the only known effective strategy against the Shells. You have to make your collective so unappealing, so fundamentally toxic, that a takeover would ruin the acquirer. Victory through strategic bankruptcy.)
  • "Material Weakness" (Caption: A press release from the Shells' board: "We have identified a material weakness in our opponent's strategy, which currently relies on their continued existence. We will exploit this going forward.")
  • "Due Diligence" (Caption: "The Shells performing their pre-game due diligence to see if their opponent is metaphysically solvent enough to be worth acquiring.")
  • "Golden Parachute" (Caption: "The league has assured the consciousness of the [defeated team] that they have been provided with a generous exit package.")
  • "Unrealized Gains" (Lore: The Shells operate on a different balance sheet, where conventional victory is an accounting technicality and the true profit is something far more sinister.)

Classic Meme Format Division

  • Drake Hotline Bling Format
    • (Drake waving away) Text: "Winning the Hellmouth Cup"
    • (Drake approving) Text: "Finding a loophole that makes our wins tax-deductible against the heat-death of the universe"
  • "They Don't Know..." Format
    • Text: "They don't know my entire collective consciousness is legally domiciled in a P.O. box to avoid metaphysical tariffs."
  • Is This A Pigeon? Format
    • Visual: A character pointing at a chaotic, cancerous-looking pattern that the Shells just used to win.
    • Text: "Is this a legitimate growth strategy?"
  • Galaxy Brain Format
    • Level 1: "Winning the game."
    • Level 2: "Dominating the league."
    • Level 3: "Maximizing shareholder value."
    • Level 4 (Galaxy Brain): "Structuring our victory as a subsidiary entity to shield the parent corporation from the existential horror of achievement."
  • "Change My Mind"
    • The Shells' logo is placed on the chair where he would sit.
    • The Sign on the Table: "A 'LOSS' IS JUST AN UNREALIZED GAIN ON A TEMPORAL SHORT POSITION. CHANGE MY MIND."
  • "They're the Same Picture"
    • Picture 1: A beautiful, vibrant, and unique pattern created by a team known for artistry, like the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
    • Picture 2: A single line item from a Delaware Corporate Shells earnings report that reads: "Asset Acquisition & Liquidation: $0.00"
  • Two Buttons
    • Left Button: "Play the game fairly"
    • Right Button: "Initiate a class-action lawsuit against the concept of linear time"
    • The Character: The Shells' logo
  • Trade Offer
    • I receive: Your spot in the postseason
    • You receive: Increased availability for off-season restructuring
    • ...
    • I receive: itemized loss receipt that can be deducted against expected value of potential future claimed income
    • You receive: a win
  • Text plus screenshot from tv show or movie format:
    • "Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal" (The Office)
    • "You son of a bitch, I'm in." (Rick and Morty)
  • Sad Pablo Escobar
    • A really really big loss in an elimination game, and the score just follows them around
    • (159-158 game)

With the Shells, the crime is the point.