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Despite having a name that implies a fearless nature and a courageous heart, the DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers are, in fact, enormous cowards. Placed in virtually any situation, they will always opt for the easy road and/or saving their own skin. They have no moral scruples.

Furthermore, despite having a name that implies they have been cliff-diving at least once in their life, the Cliff Divers have never been cliff-diving. Lack of cliff-diving experience is an explicit requirement in all job postings for all positions in the Cliff Divers organization.