Davenport Cliff Divers

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Davenport Cliff Divers
Davenport Cliff Divers logo
"Caaaaaaaanon baaaaaaaallll!!"
Team Information
Name Davenport Cliff Divers
Primary Color #f2c57c
Logo  DCD.png 
Abbreviation DCD
Hometown Davenport, CA
Emoji 🌓
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 5046
Movie Any movie that isn't scary
Divination
Power Word Cowards
Motto
 
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The DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers are a Golly team from Davenport, California.

Team Character

Despite having a name that implies a fearless nature and a courageous heart, the DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers are, in fact, enormous cowards. Placed in virtually any situation, they will always opt for the easy road and/or saving their own skin. They have no moral scruples.

Furthermore, despite having a name that implies they have been cliff-diving at least once in their life, the Cliff Divers have never been cliff-diving. Lack of cliff-diving experience is an explicit requirement in all job postings for all positions in the Cliff Divers organization.

Cowardice Crown

When the DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers and DD.png Moss Landing Daredevils first joined the league, each thought the other was a team full of brave, fearless Golly players who would pull jaw-dropping stunts or defy the limits of human ability.

However, during their first match together, the Cliff Divers and Daredevils each realized the other shared a mutual cowardice, as well as a sharp instinct for self-preservation, and the two became fast friends.

To help both teams preserve a facade of bravery for the rest of the league, they formed a secret Alliance of Cowardice group chat, which they used to organize "Extreme Adventure Trips" together, which consisted of the two teams staying inside binge-watching non-scary television shows while authoring fake social media posts about their weekend adventures bungee jumping or tightrope walking.

Cliff Divers in the Pseudo Cup

Cliff Divers in the Dragon Cup

Second Flawless Dynasty

TBA

Lucky 5046

The DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers established a Flawless Dynasty in the Dragon Cup in Dragon/Season 19. The championship match between the ST.png Sutro Tower and the DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers took place on February 20, 2022, or 2022-02-20. Both teams believed that a number that consisted only of 0s and 2s had special significance, although no one could agree what that meant.

Before the championship series, the Cliff Divers consulted a numerologist in the Hellmouth Community College Mathematics Department, who informed the cliff divers that the number 20220220 could be interpreted as a ternary number, and that when it was converted to base 10, it became the number 5046. The Cliff Divers, who did not mention the meeting with the numerologist to anyone, went on to win the series 4-2 over the Sutro Tower, and established a Dragon Cup Dynasty. In an emotional post-game press conference, the Cliff Divers revealed the four-digit number that had kept them going and provided the team with a guiding light to lift them over the Sutro Tower to their second dynasty: 5046.

Unfortunately, no one at the press conference had any idea what the Cliff Divers were talking about. Several days after the press conference, the Cliff Divers released a 137-page press release containing a brief primer on number theory, counting theory, and several homework problems. The reporter who was first to finish the homework problems finally understood the meaning of 5046, and wrote a 128-page newspaper article explaining it to everyone else. The reporter experienced a total loss of sanity after writing the article.

The confusion surrounding where 5046 came from prompted Gardner Petition Forest Tyndal, the public relations officer for the Cliff Divers, to say the following: "I can safely say that no one understands 5046. If you think you understand 5046, you don't understand 5046."

Repeated attempts to locate the original numerologist who identified the integer 5046 have failed; the desert nomads who make up the Mathematics Department collective are highly protective of their own.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers .

Davenport Cliff Divers in the Pseudo Cup

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Davenport Cliff Divers in the Dragon Cup

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Davenport Cliff Divers in the Star Cup

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  • In Star/Season 5 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
    • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the FFR.png Freedom Fries 1-3.
  • In Star/Season 7 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 14 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 16 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 17 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 18 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
    • They defeated the SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
    • They clinched the pennant by defeating the FFR.png Freedom Fries 4-2 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
    • They became Star Cup champions by defeating the OB.png Oakland Bees 4-3.
  • In Star/Season 20 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 21 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.


Davenport Cliff Divers in the Star II Cup

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Davenport Cliff Divers in the Star III Cup

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Art

Cup Posters

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Navboxes

Pseudo Cup Teams

Pseudo Cup logo

Pseudo Cup
Teams 		San Francisco Bay High Division

BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists

OB.png Oakland Bees

RS.png Richmond Slicks

SBC.png Sausalito Bouncy Castles

VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers

San Francisco Bay Low Division

ST.png Sutro Tower

SGSC.png San Gregorio Sand Crabs

SJA.png San Jose Avionics

MVM.png Mountain View Miners

HP.png Hayward Pipelines

Monterey Bay High Division

DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers

BCC.png Boulder Creek Cardsharps

FFR.png Freedom Fries

SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas

AI.png Aptos Investigators

Monterey Bay Low Division

PGM.png Pacific Grove Monarchists

DD.png Moss Landing Daredevils

CYC.png Carmel Yacht Club

MM.png Monterey Meteorologists

SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders

SSS.png Seaside Swashbucklers

Navbox Info:
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Dragon Cup Teams

Dragon Cup logo

Dragon Cup
Teams 		San Francisco Bay High Division

BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists

OB.png Oakland Bees

RS.png Richmond Slicks

SBC.png Sausalito Bouncy Castles

VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers

San Francisco Bay Low Division

ST.png Sutro Tower

SGSC.png San Gregorio Sand Crabs

SJA.png San Jose Avionics

MVM.png Mountain View Miners

HP.png Hayward Pipelines

Monterey Bay High Division

DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers

BCC.png Boulder Creek Cardsharps

FFR.png Freedom Fries

SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas

AI.png Aptos Investigators

Monterey Bay Low Division

PGM.png Pacific Grove Monarchists

DD.png Moss Landing Daredevils

CYC.png Carmel Yacht Club

MM.png Monterey Meteorologists

SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders

Navbox Info:
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Star Cup Teams

Star Cup logo

Star Cup
Teams 		San Francisco Bay High Division

BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists

OB.png Oakland Bees

RS.png Richmond Slicks

SBC.png Sausalito Bouncy Castles

VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers

San Francisco Bay Low Division

ST.png Sutro Tower

SGSC.png San Gregorio Sand Crabs

SJA.png San Jose Avionics

MVM.png Mountain View Miners

HP.png Hayward Pipelines

Monterey Bay High Division

DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers

BCC.png Boulder Creek Cardsharps

FFR.png Freedom Fries

SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas

AI.png Aptos Investigators

Monterey Bay Low Division

PGM.png Pacific Grove Monarchists

DD.png Moss Landing Daredevils

CYC.png Carmel Yacht Club

MM.png Monterey Meteorologists

SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders

Navbox Info:
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