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Ever since the Ganja Gambit in Hellmouth II/Season 20 had led the

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Salt Lake Turbulence

to inadvertently ingest copious amounts of high-octane marijuana, achieve enlightenment, and mop the floor with the

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Long Beach Flightless Birds

, there had been an internal debate raging between two camps:

  • The Enlightenmeh, who believed in embracing enlightenment, setting off on the yellow brick road lined with Electric Lettuce, and channeling vectors through hyperspace with the aid of ganja.
  • The Orthodoxeh, those who believed the team should stick to their traditional ways, ignore the illusory siren call of the Devil's Lettuce, and get back to no-nonsense, hard-nosed mathematics.