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In the Cold League Championship Series, the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
faced off against the
Jersey OSHA Violations
. The Piano Tuners gained a quick 2 games to none lead, and saw a chance to put their foot to the gas. They executed a maneuver called the Reactor Leak Gambit - a dangerous maneuver that intentionally destabilized their own core formation, creating cascading failures that filled the grid with debris and destabilized the simulator. It was statistical suicide - even the OSHA Violations, who are famous for flagrant safety violations and insane risk taking, and whose motto is "Safety Third," were quoted afterwards as saying it was a "totally insane and reckless risk that we would never have taken." The Piano Tuners executed the maneuver perfectly, bombarded the Violations, and clawed their way back from the dead, securing a 4-point victory and a sweep. The OSHA Violations were left traumatized and wondering whether they had just lost their title of biggest risk-takers in Golly.
| Season 17 Cold League Championship Series Results Table | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
| Game 1 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 141 | 64.54% | 50 | Jersey OSHA Violations | 1,955 | |
| Game 2 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 74 | 35.14% | 48 | Jersey OSHA Violations | 1,045 | |
| Game 3 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | 123 | 3.25% | 119 | Jersey OSHA Violations | 3,036 | |