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The Season 15 League Division Series began with the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners facing off against the Tucson Butchers , a collective known for heavy, grinding, physical play. In Game 1, the Butchers dominated the board for 95% of the simulation, battering the Tuners’ defenses into dust. But in the final generations, amidst the debris, a single Tuner glider slipped through a hole in the Butcher line that shouldn't have been there. The resulting bloom formation left the final score 107-102, in favor of the Tuners - a theft so brazen that Butchers fans reportedly checked the rulebook to see if "winning while being dismembered" was legal. The Tuners dragged the series out to the maximum five games, scraping by with wins that felt less like victories and more like accounting errors.

Season 15 Cold League Division Series Results Table
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Tucson Butchers
	Winner	W Score	Margin	L Score	Loser	Generations	Link
Game 1	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	107	4.67%	102	Tucson Butchers	1,510	832d696d-e0c1-4a72-a2cd-d586c48c028b
Game 2	Tucson Butchers	203	41.87%	118	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	1,313	1e98cd95-aefb-4bce-9e2c-1e500639a106
Game 3	Tucson Butchers	95	42.11%	55	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	1,419	a0af30cd-356f-4ed2-acea-f162f0d938c7
Game 4	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	108	26.85%	79	Tucson Butchers	1,433	8d30ed16-6940-421e-b149-b2d5822f53e2
Game 5	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	162	48.77%	83	Tucson Butchers	1,853	e0ae979a-ebe0-4f53-bec9-e3a15e8d60af