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Goober Boylston is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist for the ''Boston Tribune'', and an unofficial spokesperson for the {{CTeam|BB}} (no relation).
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'''Goober Boylston''' is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist at the ''Boston Tribune'' newspaper, and is an unofficial spokesperson for the {{CTeam|BB}} (no relation).
  
 
==Boylston on Boylston Violence==
 
==Boylston on Boylston Violence==
  
Goober Boylson's column covering the Boylston Boogers in the ''Boston Tribune'' is called "Boylston on Boylston Violence". It has been a flagship column for the newspaper, although Boylston is the only employee of the paper who has the slightest idea what Golly is.
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Goober Boylson's column covering the Boylston Boogers in the ''Boston Tribune'' is called "Boylston on Boylston Violence". Published weekly, it has been a flagship column for the newspaper, although Boylston is the only employee of the paper who has the slightest idea what Golly is.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 02:04, 23 November 2025

Goober Boylston
No image of Goober Boylston is currently available
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
Columnist, Boylston Boogers
Date Started Season 16
Personal Details
Team BB.png Boylston Boogers
Born Sometime prior to Season 16
Hometown Boylston
Occupation
  • Newspaper columnist
  • Team spokesperson (unofficial)

Goober Boylston is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist at the Boston Tribune newspaper, and is an unofficial spokesperson for the BB.png Boylston Boogers (no relation).

Boylston on Boylston Violence

Goober Boylson's column covering the Boylston Boogers in the Boston Tribune is called "Boylston on Boylston Violence". Published weekly, it has been a flagship column for the newspaper, although Boylston is the only employee of the paper who has the slightest idea what Golly is.