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* Splorts personality
 
 
* Team spokesperson (unofficial)
 
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The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder is a radio announcer, sports personality, and unofficial team spokesperson for the {{CTeam|AA}}. Brake Master Cylinder calls every Alewife home game from a pirate radio broadcast from deep within the Concrete Cathedral, a.k.a. Alewife Station, and somehow finds ways to broadcast most away games as well. (Arsonist fans rely on the radio calls of the game because all broadcasts of Alewife games are blacked out for locals so nobody can actually watch the games.)
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'''The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder''' is a radio announcer and unofficial team spokesperson for the {{CTeam|AA}}. Brake Master Cylinder calls every Alewife home game from a pirate radio broadcast from deep within the Concrete Cathedral, a.k.a. Alewife Station, and somehow finds ways to broadcast most away games as well. (Arsonist fans rely on the radio calls of the game because all broadcasts of Alewife games are blacked out for locals so nobody can actually watch the games.)
  
 
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Latest revision as of 02:05, 23 November 2025

Brake Master Cylinder
No image of the mysterious Brake Master Cylinder is currently available
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
Announcer, Alewife Arsonists
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Team AA.png Alewife Arsonists
Born Sometime prior to Season 1
Hometown Alewife
Occupation
  • Radio broadcaster
  • Team spokesperson (unofficial)

The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder is a radio announcer and unofficial team spokesperson for the AA.png Alewife Arsonists . Brake Master Cylinder calls every Alewife home game from a pirate radio broadcast from deep within the Concrete Cathedral, a.k.a. Alewife Station, and somehow finds ways to broadcast most away games as well. (Arsonist fans rely on the radio calls of the game because all broadcasts of Alewife games are blacked out for locals so nobody can actually watch the games.)