Static Warfare

Static Warfare refers to a Toroidal/Season 5 Division Series matchup in which the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers beat the Alewife Arsonists .

The Alewife Arsonists loss to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers in Toroidal/Season 5 League Division Series was a paranoid nightmare for the Arsonists. The Eavesdroppers' strategy was information warfare: there was no need to counter patterns, because they perfectly anticipated every move. Like mind control, the Eavesdroppers could read the Arsonists' collective stream of consciousness. The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder's pirate broadcast from deep within Alewife Station was plagued by phantom signals and weird, whispering static. Fans in the garage swore they could hear the Arsonists' own chaotic thoughts being played back to them. The Arsonists became hesitant and confused, their patterns sputtered. They second-guessed themselves into a silent, unremarkable defeat. Since then, Brake Master Cylinder will start each broadcast of postseason matches against the Eavesdroppers with a full minute of pure, cleansing static to "clear the lines".