Extrinsic Versus Intrinsic

The Extrinsic Versus Intrinsic debate is a hotly-contested conflict between rival scientific theories that attempt to explain the nature of Choke Artistry - the inability of teams such as the Detroit Grape Chews to perform under maximum pressure, typically resulting in above-average postseason performance coupled with total meltdowns in key games and clutch situations.

The E Division Holiday Party was formerly held at a single location with all employees, however the Extrinsic and Intrinsic branches insisted on hosting separate holiday parties after several regrettable incidents of between Extrinsic engineers and Intrinsic engineers.