Difference between revisions of "Goober Boylston"
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| − | Goober Boylston is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist for the ''Boston Tribune'', and an unofficial spokesperson for the {{CTeam|BB}} (no relation). | + | {{Infobox |
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| + | | image = [[File:ProfileUnknown.png|200px|alt=No image of Goober Boylston is currently available]] | ||
| + | | caption = ''"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."'' | ||
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| + | | header1 = Columnist, Boylston Boogers | ||
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| + | | label1 = Date Started | data1 = [[Season 16]] | ||
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| + | | header3 = Personal Details | ||
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| + | | label1 = Team | data1 = {{CTeam|BB}} | ||
| + | | label2 = Born | data2 = Sometime prior to [[Season 16]] | ||
| + | | label3 = Hometown | data3 = [[Boylston Boogers|Boylston]] | ||
| + | | label4 = Education | data4 = Some, presumably | ||
| + | | label5 = Occupation | data5 = * Newspaper columnist | ||
| + | * Team spokesperson (unofficial) | ||
| + | }} | ||
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| + | '''Goober Boylston''' is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist for the {{CTeam|BB}} at the ''Boston Tribune'' newspaper, and is an unofficial spokesperson for the {{CTeam|BB}} (no relation). | ||
==Boylston on Boylston Violence== | ==Boylston on Boylston Violence== | ||
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Goober Boylston is an insufferable architecture critic and sports columnist for the 
Boylston Boogers
at the Boston Tribune newspaper, and is an unofficial spokesperson for the Boylston Boogers
(no relation).
Boylston on Boylston Violence
Goober Boylson's column covering the Boylston Boogers in the Boston Tribune is called "Boylston on Boylston Violence". Published weekly, it has been a flagship column for the newspaper, although Boylston is the only employee of the paper who has the slightest idea what Golly is.
