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The mysterious Brake Master Cylinder is a radio announcer and unofficial team spokesperson for the 
Alewife Arsonists
. Brake Master Cylinder calls every Alewife home game from a pirate radio broadcast from deep within the Concrete Cathedral, a.k.a. Alewife Station, and somehow finds ways to broadcast most away games as well. (Arsonist fans rely on the radio calls of the game because all broadcasts of Alewife games are blacked out for locals so nobody can actually watch the games.)
