User:Ch4zm/October 2025/Ground Effect Crown

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Hellmouth

Formation of the Ground Effect Crown

The rivalry between the Salt Lake Turbulence and Long Beach Flightless Birds began almost the moment that Salt Lake joined the league in Hellmouth/Season 16. The rivalry was a natural one: the Turbulence, an Air-element team, are analytical, mathematical, and elegant, while the Flightless Birds, an Earth-element team, are chaotic, unpredictable, and instinctual. Whereas the Turbulence live their motto, Inveniam viam aut faciam (I find a way, or make one), by overcoming adversity and finding ways to rise above any challenge, the Flightless Birds motto, Omnia adscendentia convergunt (Everything that rises must converge) serves as a direct threat to the Turbulence - a promise that gravity will always overcome and pull high-flyers back to earth. The matches themselves were ugly clashes between patterns from the Turbulence, based on complex, elegant equations of fluid dynamics, and patterns from the Flightless Birds, hare-brained brute-force schemes that would come together in the end more often than not.

The Inversion Layer

In the Hellmouth Cup, the Long Beach Flightless Birds represented a frustrating gravitational barrier for the Salt Lake Turbulence . The Flightless Birds, Masters of the Ground, had no business obstructing the Masters of the Air, and yet they consistently and effectively held the Turbulence back, and just like a cold layer of air trapping the smog and pollution of Salt Lake on a winter day, the Birds smothered the Turbulence with exhaust from their own patterns.

In Season 18 of the Hellmouth Cup, their first postseason faceoff, the Long Beach Flightless Birds managed to overcome the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in a brutal, ugly League Championship Series that truly set the tone for the rivalry going forward - a titanic clash of order versus chaos, with the winner taking everything. Long Beach knew better than to try and outmaneuver Salt Lake in the air. Instead, they dragged them down into a chaotic tussle in the dirt and the mud, clogging Salt Lake's perfect patterns with grit and unpredictability. The Turbulence were humiliated, grounded by a team of Flightless Birds, and were sent packing at the end of that LCS with a chip on their shoulder that would never disappear.

In Season 21 of the Hellmouth Cup, the Long Beach Flightless Birds and Salt Lake Turbulence were set for a League Championship Series rematch, with the Turbulence desperate to prove themselves to the fan base after being bested by the Birds in the Season 18 LCS. Salt Lake adapted the second time around, proving the superiority of their analytical approach. In another 3-2 series that was another ugly brawl between the forces of order and the forces of chaos, the Turbulence held tight, emerged victorious, and went on to bring the first ever Hellmouth Cup to Salt Lake.

Toroidal

War of the Burbs

The "Birds" vs. "Burbs" nickname confusion between the Long Beach Flightless Birds and Salt Lake Turbulence boiled over into a full-blown psychological conflict during the Toroidal Cup era, inadvertently sparked by the dispassionate announcer for the Elko Astronauts , known only as Mission Control.

Newton's Third Law

In Golly lore, the Long Beach Flightless Birds became famous for the Double Pennant Revenge Reversal (DPRR) in Toroidal/Season 11 thru Toroidal/Season 14. Sure enough, the team responsible for the first half of the DPRR was their Ground Effect Crown rivals, the Salt Lake Turbulence .

• The Action (Toroidal/Season 11): Newton's Third Law stipulates that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The action, in this case, was the Toroidal/Season 11 drubbing of the Turbulence in the League Championship Series. The Birds bested the Turbulence 3-1, clinched the Cold League pennant, and won the Toroidal Cup. They asserted that the "ground effect" was inescapable, even on the looping topology of the torus. The Turbulence, meanwhile, began thinking of the Birds as a physical force whose grip, like gravity, couldn't be loosened.

• The Reaction (Toroidal/Season 12): The equal and opposite reaction happened the next postseason, Toroidal/Season 12, as the Turbulence swung the pendulum back in the other direction, riding out the chaos and defeating the Birds by the same margin, 3-1, before going on to win the Toroidal Cup themselves. It was a perfect, equal, and opposite reaction, and was a testament to Salt Lake's ability to analyze a problem and engineer a solution. As the Turbulence would say, the equations were balanced.