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The Elko Astronauts
are a Golly team from Elko, Nevada. They joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 1.
Team Character
The Elko Astronauts are, to put it mildly, a weird bunch. Living in the desert has baked the common sense out of them. They spend much of their time staring up into the sky - directly into the sun, if it is daytime, or into the moon if nighttime. They also spend a significant amount of time staring at the ground.
Most Astronauts will not respond to traditional human methods of gaining attention and initiating conversation. Those who have successfully communicated with Astronauts in the past recommend tin foil and peanuts.
Astronauts are easily frightened by bright lights and loud noises, and visiting stadiums will make special accommodations for Astronauts when they come to town for matches.
Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup
Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Elko Astronauts
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Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Orlando Business Majors , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-1.
- They swept the
Elko Astronauts in the Toroidal Cup
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
- In Toroidal/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Tucson Butchers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 16 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 21 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts in the Rainbow Cup
{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
- In Rainbow/Season 1 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls and the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 2 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Vegas Vampires and the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 10 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 36🌈 behind the first-place
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks and the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Elko Astronauts in the Klein Cup
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
- In Klein/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 7 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 9 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 18 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 19 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth II Cup
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 13 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-2.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
Elko Astronauts in the Hellmouth III Cup
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron EA}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 4 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 6 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Alewife Arsonists , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Elko Astronauts were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Baltimore Texas II .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 19 the Elko Astronauts were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Elko Astronauts were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Elko Astronauts were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
- They defeated the
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