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The marquee Hellmouth III/Season 7 Championship Series matchup between the 
Boylston Boogers
and 
Alewife Arsonists
is a rich part of Golly history. The series was one of the hottest topics in Golly: Alewife, the defending Cup champions, facing off against their heated rivals, the Boogers. (Somehow, television broadcasts of the series were still blacked out everywhere in Boston.)
The series was a pendulum, swinging first toward Alewife, then toward Boylston, then back toward Alewife. The Arsonists, smelling a pennant, had battled back to tie the series 3-3. Game 7 became a messy, all-out street brawl, both teams throwing in all their chips in an effort to inflict maximum damage on the road to victory.
With an extremely tight Game 7 winding down, the Boogers were behind, their chances slipping away with each generational tick. The Boogers drew on a desperate pattern from their "backup" playbook - a formation they had tried a few times but never deployed successfully against any team, but a formation that they had never deployed against the Arsonists. The defending champion Arsonists, caught unprepared, played conservatively and didn't react with their usual intensity. That slip was exactly what the Booger formation needed to flower, ballooning the Boogers' score in the final generations of the match and putting them on top 292-228. The universe seemed to be punishing the Arsonists for finally being the one thing they'd never been before: chill.
| Season 7 Hot League Championship Series Results Table | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boylston Boogers
vs. Alewife Arsonists
| |||||||
| Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
| Game 1 | Alewife Arsonists | 497 | 68.41% | 157 | Boylston Boogers | 4,883 |  6d386f4c-1d94-4032-9661-132dab1d0967
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| Game 2 | Boylston Boogers | 468 | 70.73% | 137 | Alewife Arsonists | 3,414 | ad8fe2f3-3d51-4947-ab04-0cdde99c21d3
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| Game 3 | Boylston Boogers | 395 | 45.06% | 217 | Alewife Arsonists | 2,677 | 903a47b9-b467-4f7d-ae4b-0103d0451c91
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| Game 4 | Boylston Boogers | 275 | 53.09% | 129 | Alewife Arsonists | 2,869 | a3f9c290-01b8-4a74-889e-9ad98fb79942
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| Game 5 | Alewife Arsonists | 379 | 44.06% | 212 | Boylston Boogers | 4,803 | 4bc270d7-8725-46e2-8354-8d1f627b6667
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| Game 6 | Alewife Arsonists | 359 | 79.11% | 75 | Boylston Boogers | 3,927 | 693f34f2-d68e-4d21-905d-f5a436eaf8fc
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| Game 7 | Boylston Boogers | 292 | 21.92% | 228 | Alewife Arsonists | 3,798 | 5f29f2e6-b358-4da9-a8a2-1ab4c9c09862
|
WINNER: Boylston Boogers
